These are some great pickup lines. WORKS!

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#141254354Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:00 AM GMT

Save a horse, ride a cowboy. If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land. You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see! If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!? You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for. Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. More will come. I obviously didn't make these.

anojan12345

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#141254498Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:03 AM GMT

12/10

deanmcblox

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#141254561Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:04 AM GMT

"You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!" wtf

basketballrules345

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#141254614Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:05 AM GMT

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock." wow it really worked

XJeffXNeroXPPV1

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#141254740Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:06 AM GMT

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material. There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

BMLGUY

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#141254812Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:08 AM GMT

"Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!" wat This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

XJeffXNeroXPPV1

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#141254835Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:08 AM GMT

This pickup line works every single time. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

XJeffXNeroXPPV1

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#141254875Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:09 AM GMT

@BML You don't understand that pickup line?

BMLGUY

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#141255045Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:12 AM GMT

I get it I just find it odd. This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

XJeffXNeroXPPV1

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#141255079Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:12 AM GMT

Don't be scared to say it to your crush. These pickup lines work all the time.

Scoobert_Doo

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#141255343Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:16 AM GMT

The lucky charms one killed me Lmao

extemmasfriend2

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#141255491Wednesday, July 23, 2014 7:19 AM GMT

"Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!" Nah, they're baseball pants, cause this ass is out of your league!

appleman28

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#141263944Wednesday, July 23, 2014 11:03 AM GMT

Nice bum, where you from? Wanna break a hip?

ChargingMoose

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#141265980Wednesday, July 23, 2014 11:59 AM GMT

Do you work for UPS? Because I just saw you checking out my package. Im an astronaut, my next mission is to explore Uranus

bunghole1914

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#141268926Wednesday, July 23, 2014 1:09 PM GMT

Let's make a stud. I have the STD all I need is U

SirIngenuity

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#141275435Wednesday, July 23, 2014 2:45 PM GMT

Best disney pick up line Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.

zsjz

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#141277154Wednesday, July 23, 2014 3:11 PM GMT

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

HarperOfTheFreeNorth

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