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Girls are fun to crack.
How long have you known her?
What? You killed a man with your thumb? I killed a man by looking at him crooked. |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Girls are fun to crack.
M..Mate? Are you quite alright in the head? |
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Oh, you're not dead.
Anyways, yes. I am quite alright. Truly, women are just puzzles. I've dated at least... twenty women in my lifetime. All of them nerdy and beautiful. But, with intelligence comes complexity. And I've just about figured out how to unlock any girl's heart to you.
Unless they have a deadbeat family, dropped out of school and became a lawyer.
Haven't figured that one out yet.
What? You killed a man with your thumb? I killed a man by looking at him crooked. |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Oh, you're not dead.
Of course not. Please don't tell me anyone fell for that nonsense.
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Anyways, yes. I am quite alright. Truly, women are just puzzles. I've dated at least... twenty women in my lifetime. All of them nerdy and beautiful. But, with intelligence comes complexity. And I've just about figured out how to unlock any girl's heart to you.
Friend, If you've dated twenty women I DO NOT want any advice you could ever give. |
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guys mage had his account breached by 'matt', do not listen to anything he says. |
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The only reason I've dated so many is because I moved around a lot.
I'm not a long-distance relationshipish kind of person.
I need someone to snuggle with. :3
Anyways.
My advice is decent and has gotten many people girlfriends.
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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I need someone to snuggle with. :3
Anyways.
My advice is decent and has gotten many people girlfriends.
This cracks me up.
Fine. I'll humor you. Nothing better to do. Get me a girlfriend before the first week of school ends. I have until next friday, school begins Tuesday. You have four days. |
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Alright. Is it someone you previously know or brand new?
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Alright. Is it someone you previously know or brand new?
Hmph. Let me think of some random classmate...
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Alright. "New." |
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Can't help you get one in four days.
I spend months with my targets.
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Can't help you get one in four days.
I spend months with my targets.
First: Why in the world did you even ask that first question then?
Second: What in the hell is...This kid is completely insane. I'm not an armchair physician but I'd peg this guy as a physcopath.
But wait, no. This is far too amusing! I'll give you until the end of my first semester. |
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lol
no
I am not a kid.
k?
I am 19
:3
AnyWHOOZIES
(that trademark tho)
I don't want to help you. You've insulted my EXPERTISE. Hmph. Good-day!
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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I am not a kid.
k?
I am 19
And you're still on Roblox? Good lord. How in the world have you gotten a single romantic partner?
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I don't want to help you. You've insulted my EXPERTISE. Hmph. Good-day!
WAI, wait! Wait! I'm sorry! I won't insult you again! Please help me! |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Don't walk away! Pleas! I beg of you! Help me, oh great and wise Precision! |
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Riku1257Join Date: 2011-08-15
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If you're 19, my estimates suggest you are either a senior in highschool or a freshman in college.
Which begs the question.
WHY ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW, EXACTLY?!?? |
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find some way to sing "Come On Carolina"
film it
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of you two
come on Carolina
have fun Carolina
you're always being such a- |
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lagioJoin Date: 2010-01-16
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maybe i should sing the soviet national anthem before asking my crush out in a bold voice, afterwards going on a shovel massacre in my school and then stealing a car into sunset |
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@Riku
One of life's greates mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know...
But it keeps me up at night. |
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Riku1257Join Date: 2011-08-15
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Slack;
woah man
pump the brakes
youre going in too deep
lagio;
Yes, do that. All women are turned on by that,
~All of life riches turn to dust/ When they're offered up to me |
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Just ask her god.. be a man if she says no then ok move on.. there are lots of fish in the sea.... |
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Confidence is the key
I wasn't very confident last year and I was lucky I was able to get my ex. Now I see stares holding onto me in admiration. |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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I wasn't very confident last year and I was lucky I was able to get my ex. Now I see stares holding onto me in admiration.
Get your ex? Friend, if she's now your ex I think you messed up somewhere down the line. And when people stare at me, regardless of their reason I tend to get relatively anxious, I don't think that last part is really positive. |
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We broke up because she moved out and agreed long distance isn't fair for either of us.
And I do feel anxious a couple times, but most the stares I get are from submissive Asian girls, so... |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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And I do feel anxious a couple times, but most the stares I get are from submissive Asian girls, so...
"Submissive Asi... Good lord, are you all depraved lunatics?" |
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