newt is the most excelling colonel we have within the forces...
i have so much gratitude for him, yet he doesnt want to let me preach it...especially not during his trainings...
i was only 9 years old...
i loved newt so much, i attended all the trainings and raids...
i pray to newt every night, thanking him for the combat knowledge ive been given...
"newt is good" i say "newt is great"...
my dad hears me and calls me a thirsty communist...
i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to newt...
i called him a wannabe...
he says ":damage glocktech 99" and swagifies me...
im crying now, and im the wrong shade of red...
i still cry, and its so cold my tears are turning into ice...
the icy tears suddenly melt, and i feel a warmth moving towards me...
i see my shout notifier...
its newt...
hes hosting again, im so happy...
he whispers into my ear "this is my training"...
he teams me with his powerful admin, and respawns me...
im ready to fite...
but suddenly, newt uses the ":doge" command on me...
hes now inside of me...
he throws his almighty rod, and catches my inner fish...
it hurts to much, but i do it for newt...
i can feel my end tearing as i let blood out of my eyes...
i speak against his words...
i want to please newt...
he roars a mighty roar as he uses the ":m" command to tell us to use cover...
my dad walks in...
newt looks him straight in the eyes and says "training dismissed"...
newt hits the leave button, previously used by many vaktovians...
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