SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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for world domination? if so, share them |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
there's gotta be other masterminds here |
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T0IVIAT0Join Date: 2010-03-07
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I'm a vampire
so
i can like
take hundreds of years to plan this out |
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ShouldntJoin Date: 2010-04-02
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I'll go to West Africa, contract ebola and then bring it to England
~Go put a cocktail stick in your toenail and kick a wall~ |
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"I'll go to West Africa, contract ebola and then bring it to England"
it's going to be hard to dominate the world when you're suffering from ebola |
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My plan was to donate to prisoners |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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i feel like holding the world hostage with nuclear arms and a machine army will work best |
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will slowly dig to the core of earth and throw something in it
to watch it explode
then try to insert alot of chemicals and see what happens
That tongue goes somewhere you know? |
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"i feel like holding the world hostage with nuclear arms and a machine army will work best"
you're implying that women are capable of holding positions of power
sorry too far |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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i have no emotions
my gender will not impact my thought process in any way |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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well then, any suggestions? i already have a couple of pages saved for my future self detailing places to attack and politically important regions, the only issue i'm having right now is lack of manufacturing power |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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uuuh is anyone here a captain of industry? i can make it worth giving me all of your factories with a planet of your own! |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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please help me i will not destroy you :) |
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"will slowly dig to the core of earth and throw something in it
to watch it explode
then try to insert alot of chemicals and see what happens"
Problems:
1.) Good luck digging, hope you can withstand tons of pressure
2.) You will literally melt from the extreme heat of the core
3.) How are you going to throw something into a piece of metal?
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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don't help him, help me you fool |
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exerasJoin Date: 2012-04-18
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brb, reporting this to the fbi |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
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YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL TO AN ETERNITY OF SERVITUDE TO THE U.S.! |
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im going to kidnap 1d and then ask for world dominance, or else i will kill them. :) |
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lagioJoin Date: 2010-01-16
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7 steps to world domination
1. captivate global audience with promise of riches
2. build massive prison
3. build interplanetary slingshot
4. launch political prisoners to the sun
5. create addictive game company
6. instate police state
7. allow freedoms again |
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Secretly start an organization that will start taking places of government officials, and when we have enough, send everyone to war having everyone destroy each other and while all the other countries are in ruins. I will waltz in with my crew and we will act as if we are trying to help, but really just gaining power..
Or I'll just end up living in my parents basement, eating microwave pasta for the rest of my life. |
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Step one: Win the lottery.
Step two: Fly to a really poor country.
Step three: Give the poor people much of my riches.
Step four: Create a militia in the country and take it over.
Step five: Claim the government was corrupt and be awarded by the UN.
Step six: Frame several powerful world leaders of corruption.
Step seven: Be backed by a hefty portion of the world.
Step eight: Take over "corrupted" countries with help of the UN.
Step nine: Have black mailed people become the leaders.
Step ten: Claim I am God and accuse all countries on earth corrupted and slowly take over the planet.
May take a very long time but could work. |
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