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here are my school's new rules on clothing.
What will not be accepted:
-Extremes in hairstyle and hair colours. i.e. no unnatural colours at all.
-Jewellery, except one small gold/silver stud in each earlobe. Visible facial, tongue and body piercings and other items of jewellery are NOT permitted. Covering with plasters will not be acceptable.
-Nail varnish.
-Coloured socks (only black socks).
-Excessive make-up.
-Caps, hats, coats, jackets and hoodies are not to be worn inside the Academy.
-Boots worn with a skirt.
-Non uniform items worn in the academy e.g. non uniform tops/jumpers.
Shoes without backs, trainers, trainer shoes are not acceptable. Only plain black shoes are acceptable without logos.
* inappropriate clothing accessories; belts, headbands etc will be confiscated and returned at the end of the week.
here's what will be recorded in your planner. if you get 10 negative comments, you get isolation. the isolation room is kind of like detention.
-Loss of planner = isolation until new one is bought
-Lack of equipment
-Inappropriate behaviour/attitude to learning in lessons
-Defiance
-Rudeness
-Top collar not done up
-Blazer not worn
-Truancy
-Late to school/lessons
-Smoking on site (isolation if outdoors, exclusion if indoors) or possession of smoking materials (1 hour DT)
-Littering
-Inappropriate language
-Silly behaviour around the academy
-Chewing gum
-Out of bounds
-Mobile phones seen or heard between 8:40am and 2:50pm. Mobile phones are only permitted at break and lunch times.
-Eating/drinking on corridors
-Fizzy pop/energy drinks
-Headphones
-Lack of P.E. kit
-Running on corridor
and that's not even half of it.
u silly goose |
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jonny1367Join Date: 2010-07-04
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"-Boots worn with a skirt."
Uh what
Why is that even a rule |
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@jonny yeah idk why they're not allowing that
u silly goose |
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Those are probably the most strict school rules I've ever heard of
do you go to a catholic boarding school |
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watttttttttttttt
[Gets uncomfortably close to you] |
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i never knew belts and headbands were innapropite
just because belts are close to your "area"-
Turkey of OT |
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GammaGeekJoin Date: 2014-08-10
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Should I be glad to go to public school?
As an engineer, I say the glass is twice as big as it ought to be. |
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lol245Join Date: 2008-11-16
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Your school seems like crap.
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ForestionJoin Date: 2013-03-09
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no belts?
they must wanna see it huehue |
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nope
i go to a free, public state funded school
u silly goose |
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ForestionJoin Date: 2013-03-09
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wtf why no headbands |
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"-Loss of planner = isolation until new one is bought"
...isolation?
What do they mean by that? |
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XreothhJoin Date: 2010-03-17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqSEbnhJyUg
all i can say.
Shake me down, Not a lot of people left around |
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DAMN, THAT IS STRICT.
( ง ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) ง Master lenny will teach you his skills. |
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run around a bikini
also, if i break 30 rules at my school in 1 day, i get shot in a firing squad |
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wat
my school has lots of rules and they aren't even that strict
brb celebrating for going to laid back public school
--Guy555606--OZZYFARTER-- |
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there's way more.
do any of the following and you will be instantly sent to isolation:
-No planner
-10 negative comments in your planner
-Trainers, no tie, no blazer, leggings, jeggings, skinny school trousers, hair colour/style etc
-Defiance
-Rudeness
-Disobedience
-Fifth school detention during a half term
-Persistent disruptive behaviour
-Bringing academy into disrepute (includes smoking off-site when in uniform) <-- this is the school telling you what to do even when you're not IN school, by the way!
-Serious incident investigation
-Dangerous behaviour
-Threatening behaviour
-Verbal abuse to staff
-Offensive language
-Persistent smoking on site
-Damage to school property
-Truancy
-Piercings
-Racism
-Bullying
-Physical assault
-Late for isolation <-- "if you're late for isolation, we're sending you to isolation!"
-Theft
-Use of mobile phones on corridors and in lessons
u silly goose |
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PermilleJoin Date: 2008-10-10
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I'm going to criticize each rule.
-Extremes in hairstyle and hair colours. i.e. no unnatural colours at all.
What the hell? What is this? Great way to start off the list.
-Jewellery, except one small gold/silver stud in each earlobe. Visible facial, tongue and body piercings and other items of jewellery are NOT permitted. Covering with plasters will not be acceptable.
I kinda get this one. I don't understand the body piercing part though. They won't be able to see it. I mean, the earrings part is a little strict, but the rest makes sense.
-Nail varnish.
Why.
-Coloured socks (only black socks).
WHY.
-Excessive make-up.
Eh. I kinda understand.
-Caps, hats, coats, jackets and hoodies are not to be worn inside the Academy.
All of these are stupid!
-Boots worn with a skirt.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ONE.
-Non uniform items worn in the academy e.g. non uniform tops/jumpers.
OH It's a UNIFORM SCHOOL. But this school's uniform must be like, a grey morphsuit. EVERYONE looks the SAME.
-Shoes without backs, trainers, trainer shoes are not acceptable. Only plain black shoes are acceptable without logos.
WHAT. YOU FIRST CONTROL THEIR HAIR, THAN THEIR BODY, EVEN THEIR CLOTHING, NOW THEIR SHOES?
* inappropriate clothing accessories; belts, headbands etc will be confiscated and returned at the end of the week.
Confiscated? That is taking it too far. THIS LIST IS TAKING IT TO FAR.
here's what will be recorded in your planner. if you get 10 negative comments, you get isolation. the isolation room is kind of like detention.
-Loss of planner = isolation until new one is bought
What if you don't have money? This looks like a small money-making scheme. My school has a planner too, but I hardly ever used it.
-Lack of equipment
What.
-Inappropriate behaviour/attitude to learning in lessons
Makes sense.
-Defiance
AND NOW YOU CONTROL THEIR FREE SPIRIT WOW.
-Rudeness
BAH
-Top collar not done up
WHaT THE HELL IS THIS
-Blazer not worn
It's called a uniform. Correction: UNIFORM NOT WORN.
-Truancy
makes sense
-Late to school/lessons
Do you really think the child can control this?
-Smoking on site (isolation if outdoors, exclusion if indoors) or possession of smoking materials (1 hour DT)
Ok, I get this.
-Littering
Isolation is too far for this. Being yelled at is fine, but isolation? No. Not isolation worthy.
-Inappropriate language
Isolation is too far for this. Being yelled at is fine, but isolation? No. Not isolation worthy.
-Silly behaviour around the academy
SILLY behavior. SILLY. WHAT.
-Chewing gum
In my school, if you are caught chewing gum, you are just told to spit it out. Not isolation worthy.
-Out of bounds
Ok.
-Mobile phones seen or heard between 8:40am and 2:50pm. Mobile phones are only permitted at break and lunch times.
This is the ONE rule that is BETTER than my school. If your phone buzzer is heard, the teachers will let it pass. But don't take it out, I've made that mistake once. What's better is the break and lunch time part. My school doesn't have that. This is the only rule that's better.
-Eating/drinking on corridors
Uh what
-Fizzy pop/energy drinks
Not isolation worthy.
-Headphones
WHAT
-Lack of P.E. kit
If you don't have the P.E clothing in my school, you just can't go to P.E. that period. Simple.
-Running on corridor
Not isolation worthy.
Conclusion: You go to a crap school. Move now. There are millions of better schools out there that are less strict AND better educationally.
Take me back, back to the shack, back to the strat with the lightning strap, kick in the door, more hardcore, rockin out like it's '94. ~~~ Hail King Salmon123, lord of salmon! ~~~ |
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And if you attack someone, you get shot in a 5 man execution brutally. |
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These rules are waaay too strict
the only thing I can come up with that makes these rules make sense is that your school is controlled by the combine from half life |
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what's isolation, you ask?
WELL.
-Isolation is to be completed in silence and hands should be raised if a question needs to be asked. Students should wait to be invited to speak.
-Students will have their lunch delivered and this will be eaten in the isolation room.
-Students will have 3 additional toilet breaks during the day. These will be at certain times. Students do not come out of isolation unless accompanied by staff.
-Students must arrive at 8:30am. They will end the day at 3:50pm. If they are late, the student will repeat the day. Students to hand in mobile phone at reception and collect it at 3:50pm.
-If a student comes to isolation with no equipment or incorrect uniform, they will do another full day in isolation.
-Five referrals to isolation in a half term will lead to exclusion (regardless of where the student is on the exclusion numbers).
u silly goose |
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XreothhJoin Date: 2010-03-17
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you should break every single rule in one day.
Shake me down, Not a lot of people left around |
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ForestionJoin Date: 2013-03-09
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isolation sounds better than doing work |
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@xreo impossible, there's too many of them
u silly goose |
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XreothhJoin Date: 2010-03-17
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ok, break most of them in one day.
Shake me down, Not a lot of people left around |
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