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You sit up, your vision clearing after a few minutes. You glance at the bland room around you, only containing the bed you are sitting on, a desk, and a wardrobe. You glance down, and you realize you need clothes.
(You are in Norway) |
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The wardrobe is full of clothes, more than you could imagine. You have your choice of clothing. |
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I wear whatever fits right for today; a bathrobe. |
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It fits perfectly. A stack of money has appeared on the bed. |
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I pick up the money and I shove it within my pockets. |
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It is snowing outside, and you see people outside your window, talking to each other casually. |
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I go outside. I think the cold wouldn't effect me as much as someone would expect me to. |
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People look at you strangely, as you're only in a bath robe, and it's snowing out. The cold does not affect you, but you get a lot of weird looks. |
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I go walk to the nearest Starbucks to get some coffee. |
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You walk into the Starbucks, and the girl behind the counter looks like she couldn't care less. She asks you, "What you want?" |
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"You know what I want," I say in a stiff, demanding voice. |
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The girl looks at you, before saying, "Sure, sure." She walks to a machine and makes your coffee, before topping it with whipped cream, and handing it to you. She doesn't even ask for money. |
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I go ahead and take a seat with my coffee in the store. I take a sip of my drink. |
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People are still looking at you weird. One man approaches you and asks, "Why do you only have a bathrobe on?" |
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"Why does it matter?" I answer with a question. |
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"It's just... Odd. It's snowing out. But I've seen weirder!" He laughed. |
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"You mentioned you've seen weirder, can you tell me about them?" |
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He shrugged his shoulders. "Not much, just one girl who came out without any clothes on in the snow, then one guy ran a marathon, in the winter, in just his underwear." Then he smiles, "But you are right up there with them." |
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"Really," I say, "How mundane. I'm sure there are stranger things in the world than people in inappropriate clothes for this weather." |
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The man looks at her (her?) strangely before walking away |
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Well, that's alright, I guess.
I transform into a parrot, if I'm able to do that. If not, I go outside, and attempt to buy a parrot outfit from the local supermarket. |
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(redoing my post)
Well, that's alright. I finish up my coffee, and I transform into a small parrot to fly around the place, cawing occasionally at the people around me.
In a sudden surge of inspiration, I decide to spread my bird germs to a new audience, one which hasn't built up immunity for the type of virus I will spread. |
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