--Walk a girl down to class
--Speak to her every once in a while
--Get some good hygiene
--Play some sports/be smart or honest or have good hobby. (In the end I will tell you a story).
--Take her to a Love Cafe, preferrably cheap, $1 drinks and 50 cent honeybuns. Good deal. $1 pizza too is good.
--Sit down and buy a zebra cake and tropical fantasy or some salad. She thinks your cool for managing your diet so she buys it too to be like you. Good profit. - Best Advice Evarh from B1tsh1ft
--Do not talk about the rock going into the black hole.
--Do not talk about their whiskers.
--If they're hairy, just leave them.
--Shave.
--Get a hairline.
--Fix your fking nappy ass hair.
--Get a brush.
--Brush your teeth.
--Get some nice/decent clothes.
--Don't make her feel embarrassed/c0ns+1p@ted.
--Do not flirt with her friends.
--Do not beat off to her 24/7 or you may need surgery.
--Ask her out repeatedly until she says yes. Let her find a time to confirm her answer. Don't ask her 24/7. Give breaks between the next one. Try not to say it in front of her friends/other people. Sometimes this helps as they're like, "Ooh. I see. You both go out. Me Gusta". |