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Stuck my little brothers toothbrush up my butthoel. My dad came in and somehow my sphincter muscle actived the theme song to batman. He was horrified. I got up ran to the room he was in and he said "I have only one son" |
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tgross25Join Date: 2009-10-26 Post Count: 37268 |
this made me think of horrible bosses |
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Why would you stick anything there? |
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I thought it would feel like a rake.. It felt like a un lubed 4 incher up my ass. |
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how would you know what an unlubed 4 incher would feel like...?
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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My cuz told me the feeling. Then we did it together in a tent. He was a 4 incher. |
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appleman28 is great, yeah he's fine
he likes to stick things up his butt just to pass the time
toothbrushes, rakes, even a slonger
one thing to the next, just to find anything longer
he dad walked in and he claimed it was just a blunder...
but remember kids to hide your plunger.
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ty ty, i'll have you know i worked very hard on that |
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jimbo won't be on until late friday
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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i hate to say it but i have stuck a toothbrush in my ass hoel too |
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It doesn't feel that good,unless you lube it up a bit. Either that or do it rough.
Also I have a confession, when ever I have a dream about finger ing a girl, I wake up and my finger smells like poop. |
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ebenton95Join Date: 2011-11-06 Post Count: 9671 |
Hot
Gimme pics to fap to pls |
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padam11Join Date: 2013-02-11 Post Count: 15774 |
i hate to say it but you're weird AF
"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep." - Tywin Lannister |
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This thread...is just...
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