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appleman28
#146098823Monday, September 15, 2014 2:05 AM GMT

Stuck my little brothers toothbrush up my butthoel. My dad came in and somehow my sphincter muscle actived the theme song to batman. He was horrified. I got up ran to the room he was in and he said "I have only one son"
tgross25
#146098888Monday, September 15, 2014 2:06 AM GMT

this made me think of horrible bosses
LolCanucksSuck
#146098939Monday, September 15, 2014 2:07 AM GMT

Why would you stick anything there?
appleman28
#146099030Monday, September 15, 2014 2:08 AM GMT

I thought it would feel like a rake.. It felt like a un lubed 4 incher up my ass.
deathrange07
#146099068Monday, September 15, 2014 2:08 AM GMT

how would you know what an unlubed 4 incher would feel like...? "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
LolCanucksSuck
#146099069Monday, September 15, 2014 2:08 AM GMT

What the hell?
appleman28
#146099195Monday, September 15, 2014 2:10 AM GMT

My cuz told me the feeling. Then we did it together in a tent. He was a 4 incher.
LolCanucksSuck
#146099255Monday, September 15, 2014 2:11 AM GMT

Not sure if serious
LolCanucksSuck
#146099539Monday, September 15, 2014 2:15 AM GMT

You're messed up
doublelonghorn
#146099674Monday, September 15, 2014 2:17 AM GMT

appleman28 is great, yeah he's fine he likes to stick things up his butt just to pass the time toothbrushes, rakes, even a slonger one thing to the next, just to find anything longer he dad walked in and he claimed it was just a blunder... but remember kids to hide your plunger.
LolCanucksSuck
#146099720Monday, September 15, 2014 2:18 AM GMT

10/10 DLH
doublelonghorn
#146099879Monday, September 15, 2014 2:20 AM GMT

ty ty, i'll have you know i worked very hard on that
appleman28
#146100490Monday, September 15, 2014 2:28 AM GMT

Jimbo love me pls <3
LolCanucksSuck
#146101073Monday, September 15, 2014 2:36 AM GMT

You need a psychologist
appleman28
#146162071Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:23 AM GMT

Jimbo pls
deathrange07
#146162144Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:24 AM GMT

jimbo won't be on until late friday "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
DeAngeloWilliams34
#146162267Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:26 AM GMT

i hate to say it but i have stuck a toothbrush in my ass hoel too
appleman28
#146163316Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:38 AM GMT

It doesn't feel that good,unless you lube it up a bit. Either that or do it rough. Also I have a confession, when ever I have a dream about finger ing a girl, I wake up and my finger smells like poop.
ebenton95
#146163767Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:43 AM GMT

Hot Gimme pics to fap to pls
appleman28
#146287366Thursday, September 18, 2014 2:49 AM GMT

Dlh is oro rapper
LolCanucksSuck
#146674099Wednesday, September 24, 2014 4:35 AM GMT

Funny
padam11
#146674135Wednesday, September 24, 2014 4:36 AM GMT

i hate to say it but you're weird AF "A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep." - Tywin Lannister
AnimatedDannyo
#146674315Wednesday, September 24, 2014 4:41 AM GMT

This thread...is just... ᗩᘉᓰᗰᗩ☂ᕮↁᗪᗩᘉᘉϒ〇

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