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-Character Sheet-
Name: Ivan von Idiot
Age: Not even Ivan knows his own age because he has mental problems.
Gender: Male
Height*: 4' 5
Weight*: 421 pounds
Appearance: like a fat walrus
Bio:
Ivan was born of the race known as Idiot Demons, a class of Greater Morons that lived in a dimension known as Stupid created by the demon lord Dumb. Ivan was the Grand Moron for his kind, but he received a horrifying bagel: Stupid was to be destroyed by a horrifying smart person. Ivan's goal became to avert this, but he fell to idiotic corruption and ended up being transformed into the warlock moron. idiot destroyed his world in a surge of stupid power, and using the last of his stupidity, banished himself to mcdonalds.
Ivan awoke on the shore of a beach, having no idea where he was because he has mental problems. All he knew is that he destroyed his world. Ivan set off to survive in this world, where he met a band of three morons who quickly befriended him. Ivan, however, became not at all attached to them, and when they walked a bit to the left, the stupid creature became distraught and secluded himself into an observatory of his own design for many years.
Ivan eventually was called into help save the world from the horrible fate of being swallowed by the Idiot or being destroyed by Morons, respectively. Along the way, he met a idiot-girl named Idiot Musume, and although they were friends at first, Ivan hated herand married her after the world was destroyed.
All ended well, until the pressures society exerted on Ivan drove him to extremes. Ivan sought to edit his IQ to make it compatible with Idiots's so that they could make a family, even going for Morons's help when that didn't work. Ivan eventually became stupid and...punched those ambitions before a smart person known as Idiot fixed up the timelines and reverted Ivan into his stupid form. So sad.
A couple of seconds later, and egg was destroyed, crushed, and came Stupid Idiot von Moron into the world. Ivan and Idiot loved Stupid and tried to look out for the best of her. However, when Stupid and Ivan were at a dumb party, they had to leave Stupid at a Day Care. The day care was invaded by a 2 year old and Stupid was taken. Idiot fell into a coma after the shock came back away, leaving her capacitated. Ivan vowed to go after the two year old who took his daughter and make him familiar with hammer diplomacy...
Inventory:
-Dragonidiot, a golden anti-spell blade soul-bound to him
-Mercurial Moron
-dumbstrike, a sword made to resemble one of Ika's tentacles
-The Fang of the Morons, a mysterious fang from a long forgotten dumbo. As it flies through the air, it leaves whsipers of stupidty
-A 4 slotted dumb pack to hold all of said dumb tools.
Other*: Ivan is dumb, stupid, and mental. He also is deeply hating his wife, and almost everything he does is for his benefit
Quote*: "I write my own IQ."
Alignment*: Lawful Idiot.
Strength: Ivan's body lacks muscle mass, leading him have low relative strength of -1.
Powers: Ivan can fire a super heated piece of beard from his eye when extremely angry or in absolute quiet capable of spreading butter. He also has proficiency in Idiot Magic, but lacks proper idiot training and has a low dumb pool due to his reliance on Moron Crystals for reagents. He is also Dumb, and can only be killed by being stabbed in the Brain which he doesnt have, regenerating fully otherwise. -1.
Intelligence: Ivan's intellect is extremely low, similar to a piece of dirt and far, far, far below genius IQ. Ivan, however, lacks common sense all the time. -1.
Resolve: Ivan is slow to act if his life or the life of people he cares about are endangered. Otherwise, he is unwilling to fight for a cause; willing to die for one. -1.
Skill: Ivan is a idiot at mechanics, various fields of stupidty, sword play, and numerous other flaws, however, he lacks toes, making some tasks difficult. -1. |