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(I know, this has been posted A TON of times)
You can fight bosses in this post! First, I'll get the first boss.
Giant Noob
HP: 1000
GET READY... GO! |
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i shove poo down his mouth |
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Giant Noob is poisoned! Loses 20 HP each post!
Giant Noob:
HP: 980 |
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(is there, over time, going to be more stuff |
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You wait.
Giant Noob spams!
thetimebeariscoming takes 30 damage!
thetimebeariscoming
HP: 70
Giant Noob
HP: 960 |
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) i turn my arm into a sword and summon chuck norris's spirit to encase the sword into chucknorite and slashe the noob |
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It's super effective!
999 damage!
Giant Noob has been defeated!
BOSS 2: Sword Formation
HP: 2500
READY... GO! |
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i polish the swords into a hoe |
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Sword Formation's attack went down!
Sword Formation slashes in unison!
10 damage!
Sword Formation
HP: 2500
thetimebeariscoming
HP: 60 |
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i slash all the things with my chucknorite sword |
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You simply complain of hunger and do nothing.
Sword Formation turns into an Illumina and slashes!
20 damage!
Sword Formation
HP: 2500
thetimebeariscoming
HP: 40 |
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No effect! But they are stunned for 2 posts. |
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i add new rule: when someone says something like this () exept with words in it you dont count it as a "attack" |
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i use a gun with chucknorite bullets |
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The stun now lasts for 4 posts! |
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i clone justin beiber 999999999999999999999 times thenbclone the clones 9999999999999999999999 times and have them sing baby |
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(why do you hack your post count? it stays at 999 the whole time |
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(nvm) i attack the sword formation |
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i fight swords with 999999999999999999999999999999999 vintigillion swords |
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They simply clash and get knocked back. (Hint: You need something that melts them) |
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i use a gun with bullets as hot as the sun's cor |
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It's super effective!
Sword Formation takes 1200 damage!
Sword Formation is burnt and cannot attack! |
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