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Thanks for the suggestions guys, but I ended up inviting her to the local sports bar for some food and laid back quality time!
So as I was about to walk into the bar to meet up with my girl, I took a gander through the window and saw some pimply-faced dude hitting on my woman. He was cuckolding me! Suddenly, I remember a fortune cookie I opened the other day saying "You will experience a cuckolding". I always assumed I would be the cuckolder, but now I realize I was the cuckoldee.... |
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Since I had just finished watching an episode of The Real Housewives of Saskatoon, I pulled a Polygon and came to a conclusion with little knowledge of the entire situation: she was using me for my stacks on stacks on stacks, and never even cared about me or my gamerscore. As I was watching, he kept giving her drinks, talking to her non-stop, and even laughing at all her jokes. And her jokes are the worst, they would probably make Joan Rivers rollover in whichever grave they found that wouldn't decompose when all her botox leaked out... |
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An hour later, I see this Pee-Wee Herman lookin dude leave the bar alone. As I was following him and trying to decide between confronting him with "You f------ a$$h0le!", and "How could you do me like that bro?", he suddenly turned around and saw me. Surprised, I blurted out "Do me in the f------ a$$h0le bro!" |
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Not wanting to know whether or not he would accept my accidental proposition for butt play, I stabbed him and stole his basketball shoes and wallet. Turns out, he was just a waiter, that wasn't my girlfriend, and it was an Applebee's.
My question for you guys now is: How the hell can he afford the new Lebron 11s on a waiter's salary? Cause dem bron brons slime had on was illy tho, I've been trying to get a pair of dem hoэz asapalapagus. |
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comicdudeJoin Date: 2009-07-21
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I should have just taken her to the movies. Thanks a lot, bobbysayhi. |
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Lol...its entertaining, this. |
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