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you're a prosecutor
your opponent is...
oh no
it's...
PHOENIX WRIGHT
you're screwed
what do you do
1. use super dooper edgyworth lawyer skills
2. give up
3. make fake evidence
4. object |
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bud390Join Date: 2010-05-02 Post Count: 6487 |
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you make fake evidence and then you go back to court to battle against mr wright!!!
he objects to your evidence with counter-evidence that it's fake!!!
his evidence is.... THIS THREAD
1. objection
2. take that
3. hold it |
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sue mr.wright for stealing my chocolate cookies |
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"TAKE THAT!"
u present counter evidence that rustles phoenix AND the judge's jimmies
"holy crap mr. edgyworth that was rustling"
"i dclare the defendant guilty"
job won: lawyer
Become a:
1. [WON] lawyer
2. doctor
3. football player
4. [WON] chef
5. police officer
6. [WON] criminal
7. [FAILED] teacher
8. us army soldier
9. [FAILED]spy
10. pilot |
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a doctor
AN EVIL DOCTOR MUHAUHAUHFUAGHJIHF |
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KorkskrewJoin Date: 2011-05-20 Post Count: 3827 |
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meszzyJoin Date: 2008-12-14 Post Count: 911 |
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you become a doctor and your patient has ebola
(this can not go well)
your patient asks for some water
1. give him water
2. run away from him because his breath can give u ebola
3. put on hazmat suit |
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KorkskrewJoin Date: 2011-05-20 Post Count: 3827 |
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you put on your hazmat suit
grats, you're not a complete idiot
1. give him water
2. ask him how he's feeling |
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he says that he is feeling bad because he has ebola and he is thirsty
u give him water and he is lyke "thx u"
now its time to research ebola
what do u reasearch
1. ebola jokes
2. ebola conspiracy
3. how to cure ebola |
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you find a good 1
"If God sent the A!DS virus because of his hatred of gh3ys, then it's pretty obvious with the Ebola virus he's not too keen on blacks either."
1. giggle quietly
2. share joke with patient
3. laugh out loud |
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umm
21
The first night she came to the Shepperd home, I got to sleep with the cutest puppy in the galaxy. |
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shoot I just posted the wrong thing for my siggy
I should see what my siblings have been doing on my computer while I'm gone
"We all have different opinions (just that mine is superior to yours)"-HerpyDerpyPotatoes |
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bump 2/10 since "21" wasnt an answer |
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KorkskrewJoin Date: 2011-05-20 Post Count: 3827 |
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Is mayonnaise an instrument? |
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