1. Vancouver
the mafia forced me to do this sorry
2. Detroit
they're probably like the red wings and supposed to make the playoffs anyway no matter how bad they are
3. Halifax
they have good seafood dinners
4. Montreal
the only other actual hockey market even though they suck ass
5. San Diego
their stadium sucks ass that's why they're not #1
6. Oklahoma City
too irrelevant of a city for me to give a shit lol
7. Sydney
lol asstralia
8. Ontario
ontario is supposed to be in canada GET IT RIGHT DUMBASSES
9. Miami
you average like 8000 fans per game so you automatically suck ass
10. Moose Jaw
moose jaw is a piece of shit and they have stupid immigrants from eastern euroslavia or some shit running their team
11. Houston
texas is fucking dumb
12. Warsaw
polr bers r gay af lol |