champtre 1: the beginning
teddy was out one day living the strenuous life when suddenly an aide came out of the bushes
hearing the rustling teddy roosvelt threw his gun ont he ground saying "this ones personal" and jump into bush
"ow" said aide
"sorry i thought you was bear" say roosvelt
"we have important business demon spaniard bears are oppressing cuba aagain" say aid
"oh no" say tedy "i must form rough rider team"
"yes" say aid
chaptrre 2: rough rider asembly
"rough rider asembly" shoult tedy at top of lung "we fight demon spaniard bears"
"hooray" say ruff rider who was to cool for rough
then all rough rider asemble
"i cal u for on reason" say tedy to rough rider asembly "we fight evil spaniard demon bear who take cuba it very important"
they all cheer except one name john shrank
"i kill tedy" said shrank "demon spaniard bear is my father"
chaptre 3: demon spaniard bear attack
shrank take gun and go to tedy hous
he say "this for demon spaniard bear" and pull tiger
luckly tedy strong lik lion and kil tiger
"this mean war" say shrank and run away
"demon spaniard bears you shall not corrupt another american" say tedy as he grab big stick
next day tedy go recruit more rough rider (there are many demon spaniard bear)
he almos redy for speak when shrank jump out again
he say "die america" and pul triger
bullet hit tedy who say "ow" before kill shrank with bare hand
"dont worry i have only been shhot" say tedy "because regular bullet cant kill me"
"yay" says panama which tedy just cut in half
"yay" says america
"no" says alfonso king of demon spaniard bears "i must send better spy"
"no" say his mom "tedy already in cuba"
champtr 4: amazon
so tedy ride up san juan hil and kil demon spaniard bear army
"no" say king of demon spaniard bear "i come get you tedy"
and they fight
andd teddy win
"no" say king of demon spaniard bear "come get me"
and he jump in boat up amazon with tedy wife
"my wife" say tedty "now im angry"
and he grab boat and chase demon spaniard bear
chaptre 5: river of dout
tedy need help on river so he call son kermit
"ok dad lets kill demon spaniard bear"
they take boat up river and see demon spaniard bear
"return wife vilain" say tedy
"never" sya alfonso who release mosquito
"oh no malaria" say tedy "leave me and save your mom"
"no" said kermit "only you can kill demon spaniard bear"
"ok" said tedy
and they go up river and find demon zombie bera king alfonso and wife
"return wife now" say roosvelt
"first defeat asma" say alfonso
"no asma i defeat in childhood" roosvelt shout
"i back" say asma as he punches tedy lungs
chaptre 6: final battle
kermit say "dad dont die i get inhaler"
tedy say "thank son but i dont need it" as he choke asma
"ok" kermit say
"lets setle like mne" say alfonso
"yes" said teddy "i brot my knif"
"aaaaaA" say alfonso as he charge tedy with bear hand
"die" say tedy as he stab alfonso
"no i am dying" say alfonso and he cut tedy chest wit calw
"ow" said tedy "i am dying to"
"no dad we must save you" kermit
"no son" say roosvelt "i hav servd purpose i save wife i save cuba i bifurcate panama i save america"
kermit cry as his fater die
"my work here is done" say tedy "please put out the light" and then he die
"nooooooooooooooooooooo" say kermit and tedy wife
"its ok" say tedy gost "i will return"
"ok" say america
america mourn tedy much
so much they carve mountaininto tedy
and so he stay to this day
protect america with tedy mountain head
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