I was walking down the street to the bus stop when i noticed a homeless man muttering as people walked by. A short man walked by him at first and he said "ape", this was odd since he seemed to be insulting the people who would give him money. A fat woman walked past and he said "Pig". A business man walked by and he said "Human". The thing he called the business man was odd, since human wasnt really an insult. A man in a wheelchair went by him and he said "Potato". This was way too offensive so i decided to confront him. I asked him why he was insulting people. The homeless man looked up at me in confusion. He told me, "Insulting?". I looked at him confused aswell. "What were you doing then?". The homeless man told me that he had the power to guess what people had last eaten. I gave him some money in his hat and walked off, thinking how silly that ability was... |