i wonder how HP would of been like if...

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#149337382Friday, November 07, 2014 8:39 PM GMT

Harry became friends with draco and was in slytherin and ended up calling ron a ginger bastard and smacked him around the face with his bad ass broomstick and then ended up becoming a death lrod and then the death lords were all like "wait aren't we meant to be against him?" then harry went "oh crap run" and then he ended up asking ron for help but ron was all annoying and ginger and brung up the fact Harry killed Ron's best friend (Hagrid) by pushing him down the chamber of secrets.

Baconite

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#149337424Friday, November 07, 2014 8:40 PM GMT

fyi death lrod = death lord master....and NOT a typo or anything

NarwhalicornTom

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#149337440Friday, November 07, 2014 8:40 PM GMT

I would lol

Baconite

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#149337670Friday, November 07, 2014 8:45 PM GMT

in the second one Harry is entered for a duelling competition and he accidentally hits dumbledore in his "wand" and then dumbledore is all like "oh no now I can't make dumbledwarves" dumbledore is dating a dwarf anyway he starts being a lil nobface and crying and harry is laughing and so is draco and then ron comes in coz ron is now cool but still a ginger but cool so laughs too and then snape randomly yells "potter" and harry goes "wot" then snape turns into a hippogriff and says "fly with me to the special land" then they fly and they fly to the girls dorm and theyre all screaming and harry goes "winguardium leviosa" and then stuff goes down

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#149337744Friday, November 07, 2014 8:46 PM GMT

im crying.

Baconite

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#149337898Friday, November 07, 2014 8:49 PM GMT

at which one nick?

Baconite

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#149338127Friday, November 07, 2014 8:54 PM GMT

third one: prisoner of permban Harry is chilling in the cr.ip.s dorm room when suddenly a member from the bl.ud.s rns in and yells "EASTSYYYYDDDEEEE" and shoots a bunch of the common room up but then hary goes "stupid muggle" and tazes himwith his wand in the butt and then suddenly harry is smoking some hufflepuff and then the fire talks to him and goes "I am your father...jk lol im yur uncle lol" then Harry cries and Ron laughs at him crying but then harry tells neville to beat him up and neville is this buff black guy with muscles the size of white rhinos and then ron is battered and thrown out the window and he is carried off by spiders into the forest and harry jsut sets fire to the forest and kills a load of spiders as well as some gypsies who were camping in there at the time after this rons burnt up (o wait hes ginger he should be used to this lol) and he gets dragged under the NOSC0PING XXWILLOWXX AND HES ALL LIKE "HARRY HALP" and harry runs in and jsut steps on the rat dude and sirius is there and hes like "harry m8 u jsut ruined a major part of the story now he cant go back to voldemort" and then harry goes "lol k" and walks off then he goes home and the fat dude is like "HARRY GET UNDER THA STAIRZ" but harry just runs up to him and roundhouse kicks him into the fat cousin and goes "wotdidujustsay2memuggleface?" and dhanks him in the throat and runs off to disney