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Dramatically flying out the window, glass flying around you, you land on the ground with a fancy roll in order to break your fall. Now, I'm guessing your going to run really, really fast in the opposite direction now. What now? |
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Take off my mask and hide my gun in my coat, when I'm far enough away. Then, check for bulletholes. |
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I then do a massive poopy woopsy on a bullet hole, I take my gun out and shoot my tally wekr off, and turn into a girl.
♫So I walked down the street and- ♫ STOP MESSING WITH MY COMMENT! |
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There's only three bulletholes. Good thing you wore Kevlar. |
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((Seems interesting. Link to original?))
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!" - Ruby Rose |
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Try to get back to my apartment without anybody seeing the bulletholes. If asked why I'm dressed up like this, I was at a slightly fancy restaurant because I heard they have good food. |
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You are back into your apartment by 2:37 AM. Wow, time flies when you're fighting crime! Only two people ask why you're dressed up like that, and it is just your customers at the mechanic's shop.
(Sorry, gotta go to bed! I'll be on 6:00 PM your time though.) |
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Get changed and try to get some sleep. |
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You seem to sleep for the shortest amount of time, but in that short amount of time you have vivid dreams of shooting people, then watching them explode into rainbow ducks. Probably doesn't mean anything anyways. The alarm clock beeps loudly, waking you up from your amusing dream. Oh joy, time for another day of work; a Tuesday. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Well then, I get up and get dressed. |
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You proceed to get all dressed up. However, you didn't get much sleep last night so you bump around a bit, but not too much. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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I need a coffee. |
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Gulping down the brown life juice, you already begin to feel like a whole new man with the newfound energy flowing through you. All that came from a few moments of sitting around and waiting for that to kick in, so have fun with another six hours of endless energy. I'm guessing you want to go to work now? |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Indeed I do. |
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On the way to work, the screams of a lady in distress can be heard in the most stereotypical of places: A dark alley. Judging by the screams and what they are saying, it appears the lady is being mugged. They aren't in visual range yet, and the alley is a block ahead. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Ignore it - It's a mugging, she'll survive, and the cops aren't corrupt enough to let petty crime go unpunished. I'm not going to unnecessarily risk my life for something that other people get paid to do. |
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When you get to the mechanics shop finally, there already is an old rusty van waiting there to be fixed. The problems are similiar to the previous vehicles "old" problems, and you are ordered to get right to work on the wheels.. Again. You don't notice Janice coming to work rather late, and when she does arrive she is unusually solemn. Then, getting yelled at by the boss for being late, this puts her in a straight out barly contained sorrow.
(Haha, threw you a curveball.) |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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(I see what happened... You shoulda mentioned that I recognized the voice screaming for help.)
Immediately realizing what had happened, I try to remove all thoughts of hearing the call for help from my memory. After all, I couldn't have heard shouts for help - I may have been listening to music.
Anyway, I begin working on the wheels again. |
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(Sorry bout' that, you can redo the situation if you would like. My mistake; just tell me when I do make mistakes so you can redo the scene if you want to.)
The wheel has many taped patched, the tape being dutch tape, and the wheels, with a humorous farting noise, deflate.. . Oh, joy, this is going to be a fun day. The worst jobs are where the people attempt to fix the things themselves, then you have to take twice as long to undo their "fixing" and then fix the damage itself. |
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Very well then, I suppose I'd better get right to work. |
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The axle falls off, having also been taped back on, Oliver almost looking a little annoyed as the entire door falls off and whacks him in the head. Mr. Yamnsey, with much consideration, decides to pause the work.
"Alright guys, this is getting annoying for all of us. I need to go ask the guy who owns the van what exactly he taped back on.." Mr. Yamnsey stomps off, coughing and preparing for his happy face in order to not scare off the customer. |
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Ah well. As Mr. Yamnsey talks to the customer, I suppose I'll just take a look to see how damaged the car really is. |
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(I had a longer responce written out, but then my phone crashed..)
Basically, it looks as if it fell from orbit, was smashed how bit with a a hammer, then sat on by a hippopotamus. Seriously, there isn't a part of that thing that isn't damaged and covered by tape. This is one of th worst drivers you've ever seen! |
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In all honesty, the driver would be saving money by buying a new car instead of paying to fix up this one, with all the damage it's sustained. |
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Hey, more money for you, eh? |
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