timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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@OP: Assuming this is a true story, you wouldn't have to worry about people not liking you, you'd probably get expelled from your school. If this is made up, people wouldn't like you because you wrote about a page-long fictional story about you taking a crap. |
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VexullJoin Date: 2010-02-05
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HOw many times must someone say this thread is fake, for people to get that it's fake. |
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QrypsaJoin Date: 2013-07-10
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Judging by all the in-depth description and numerous metaphors and the fact that you weren't arrested for indecent exposure, you certainly aren't embarrassed about it and thus I can deduce either that you are weird or this is fake. |
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I literally fell on the floor laughing my ass off to this. There is no way this can be true! But if it is, no guys will not like you after this. Unless you change your name and school. But you should have ran to the bathroom the minute you felt your ass quivering on the edge of diarrhea explosion. |
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Omg! This happened to me the other day too! Except it was coming out of my mouth for some reason? |
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VexullJoin Date: 2010-02-05
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NO WAY! THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME AS I TYPED THIS IN THE PAST! WOAH MAN. MY PANTS ARE SO SAGGED THAT THEY'RE DRY. |
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@tim
why would she be expelled for shtting her pants.... that makes 0 sense. |
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"The Benefits of Adult Diapers" |
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Rather a skew-whiffed story... If this story is valid or not, I'm easy. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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@De: Indecent exposure and taking a crap in the middle of the classroom should do the trick. |
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that's not worth an expulsion lmfao
she couldn't hold it in. why should that get you expelled. |
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I don't care if this is fake, this made me laugh. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Because she took a large crap in the middle of the classroom, completely naked.
I'm surprised they didn't cane her for that as well! |
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@Tim
Some people don't live in your country, most schools in US at most would probably just suspend her. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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No, I'm being generous. Where I live if I did that I'd get caned and sent to prison, where I'd get caned some more on a regular basis as I served out my 30 year prison sentence. |
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so in your messed up country they would put u in jail for 30 years for shtting your pants. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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No. They'd put me in jail for 30 years for taking off my clothes and taking a crap in the middle of a classroom. They'd also probably give me a few lashes of the cane if I did that as well.
Their punishments are deterrents to prevent people from committing crimes, not rehabilitation to help people who have already commit crimes. |
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VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
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Of course all the boys would like you.
You gave them a nice strip down for crying out loud. |
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