gwebster2Join Date: 2010-08-29
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You're name is Bob.
Yes.
1998, the near future. Prisons everywhere are busting at the seems as the crime rates rise through the metaphorical roof! The population has reached Tickety-Two Billion, and crimes rates were through the metaphorical roof! The prisons were busting at the seems as the crime rates rise through the metaphorical roof!
The justice system of the United States no longer gives a crap, and are throwing prisoners into hardcore, fight n die prisons. The guards are corrupt, the convicts are mean, and death lies around every corner! Even the pettiest of crimes can get you thrown into one of these death pits of death. The only way out is death...
or serving your debt to society.
But mainly death...
Bob, (you) are thrown down a long flight of stairs. Bob, (you) stands up, dazed, and turns around. The stair case is no longer there. (You).
A guard approaches with, with darker skin, glasses, and a blue cap. He introduces himself as Officer Murphey.
"Hello, prisoner! You are now Prisoner W-008 of the west block! Get over there and make yourself at home!" He sits back down.
Huh. The main hall is a vast room, with four blocks on each wall. The West Block is on the other end.
>ENTER COMMAND
JERK |
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> As my username is actually bob I head to the West Block. |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
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Lol. Hard-Time. ] |
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make a poo on the floor
(This is the best ive got at 10:00 at night) |
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gwebster2Join Date: 2010-08-29
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Bob (You) walks across the vast, empty room. The West Doors are made out of wood, with a design torn straight out of a mansion. It contracts heavily against the boring grey of the prison. You notice your outfit is grey. You open the doors and they lead into a bustling two story cell block.
There is about 40 cells in all, 20 on each story. There is big, central staircase that leads to the second story. There is one guard per 20 prisoners.
A man walks up to you. Another officer, a third.. Unlike the other guards, his uniform is green.
His beard is thick but not long, like a guy from the 1800's. One of his eyes are scarred and his shoulders are unbelievably wide.
"MAGGOT!" He shouts, "MY NAME IS OFFICER SERGEANT WARDEN, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY COMMANDS!"
>HE SEEMS NICE |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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Oh. I get to put in a command, right?
I proceed to OUT DRILL SERGEANT HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lft6EQh-Y |
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gwebster2Join Date: 2010-08-29
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The two of you engage in a epic battle of shouting and maggot-calling. You end up circling around eachother, dodging eachothers words like the blows of a sword. Everyone takes notice. The battle of wits comes up close and personal as you shout in his face, his in yours.
Suddenly, he kicks you in the balls.
Your voice cracks and goes shrilly as your slowly crawl onto the ground and curl up into a ball.
DIGNITY: -100
CRITICAL HIT
"YOU CANNOT OUT DRILL SERGEANT ME, I AM OFFICER WARDEN GUNNARY COMMANDER! NOW GO INTO THE LADIES BATHROOM AND CLEAN OUT YOUR WOMAN PARTS YOU FECES LOVING SACK OF BUTTS!"
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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I use my magical powers to rewind time until I win the fight.
I can do that right? It wouldn't be fair if I couldn't use my inborn abilities to their full effect. |
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gwebster2Join Date: 2010-08-29
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You aren't a wizard. You are a Bob.
Officer Warden Captain has left block, and everyone laughs at you. They laugh at you like this.
"Huahuahuahu" like that
nerd
>ENTER COMMAND STILL
>:L |
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mageofpowerTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-02-01
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If I can't use magic then this RP is bad. I'm out. |
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timpookieJoin Date: 2011-08-18
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Kill the dude. |
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punch him in the nose and then bite off his ears!!!!!!! |
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Find a small patch of flowers and roll in them whilst squealing like a pig. |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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kill the warden, go to jail, get off for free, kill the new warden and repeat |
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RagnarawkJoin Date: 2014-06-04
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