[A giant city is shown, as a narrator's voice comes in]
Narrator: Welcome to Pop Culture, this sub forum is-
[The camera crashes, and a please stand by sign comes up]
Narrator: I am very sorry for that, as I was saying, this sub forum is a beauty in the making. The mods may have had a horrible decision, but who knows, GC may be added again.
[Zoom into an orange house with a white colored roof]
Narrator: This is the house of Shadowfan682, someone new to Pop Culture, or PC.
Shadowfan: Zzzzzz, zzz.
Narrator: He's sleeping right now, what a lazy bum.
[Shadowfan pretends like he didn't hear that]
Shadowfan: Aren't I supposed to come in later in the plot?
Narrator: Stop right there, Shadowfan! Here's your hammer so you can break a wall called four.
Shadowfan: Where is it?
[Narrator facepalms]
Narrator: It's an expression.
Shadowfan: Oh...
Narrator: Now go back to sleep!
[Meanwhile, at a coffee shop]
DelfierVaktovian: So, what are we to do today, Forza4Decals?
Forza4Decals: Our usual stuff here.
[A giant explosion is heard]
DelfierVaktovian: What was that?
[Gunfire]
[The 2 start packing]
[A soldier flings through the wall, glass impaled through his head with blood stained over him]
[A giant robot steps through the town]
Robot: I AM OFF TOPIC MACHINE PROTOTYPE A-0001. THIS SUB FORUM SHALL BE DESTROYED.
[Sound Effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAg2hUYhxis]
Meanwhile:
[At night]
Shadowfan: What's going on out there?
[A giant weapon fires at his house]
OT Machine: We're looking for Shadowfan.
Shadowfan: I'm not Shadowfan, though.
Ducky: He is!
[The OT Machine picks him up, and leaves]
To be continued
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