Before tinfoiledman joined the FEAR army he was a seven year old. Now he is eight. Tinfoiledman had such a horrible life before one random person named 4pros walked up to him and said "OMG ur tinfoil!" In fact his life on siruis 7 could have been considered torture. He decided to speak in third person and make a book about his life.
Chapter 1. "The removal"
Tinfoiledman like most siruisians who were fourths were given a machine to enhance brain power. Tinfoiledman wasn't like most siruisians. When he three he was selected for the army for being a fourth family member. He didn't know this of course until he was five. Tinfoiledman knew he was smart when he got permission written from the government to be a fourth.
Today was like any other day, his two brothers got ready to play there favorite game VAK STRIKES BACK IV while his sister plans to get on the nets to talk to most people about possible revolution of the four odd planets and the three evens. He just sat on the doorstep till his bus picks him up to go to his school. Tinfoiledman wanted to talk to Peter and Jacob but was afraid he would be attacked and his sister Megan would try and save him like last time.
As he got on the bus he decided to sit in the middle where no one sat so no one would pick on him. But instead Matt got up to go to the middle and pick on him. "Hey tinny hey tinny you going to get a A today like during your whole life?" "Government must love you so much to look behind all that ugly," he continues till the rest of the trip but tinfoiledman of course ignored him like he always has. Tinfoiledman went to class.
Class lasted 8 hours like everyday and of course all the children listen and remembered with the help of there machine stuck to the neck. Today was different though. "Tinfoiledman please head to the nurse's building thank you." Tinfoiledman knew what this ment of course and most of his class was shocked. He was going to lose the machine. He thought "this isn't a great place to be."
He headed to the nurse. "Tinfoiledman we will be removing the machine. We apologize for this but the government has failed you." "Your such a smart kid but I don't know what happened." About ten minutes to twelve minutes later tinfoiledman didn't know how long it took. Tinfoiledman somehow knew Matt and his gang would be outside.
"What are you going to do Tinny tinny?" Matt was mocking him for the fun of it. Well tinfoiledman realized what was happening so he reacted. He wanted to end this fight quickly so he tackles Matt. Matt and the gang didn't think he would attack. Matt landed hard on the dirt. As Matt tried to get up tinfoiledman grabbed a stick and started hitting him with it repeatly. Matt didn't come up but tinfoiledman started kicking him. "You wanna fight me? This will happen again and again till you stop just all of you next time." |