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OBJECTIVE: to force your mother to eat worms from your backyard.
You're in your bedroom.
Items you have:
-EXPO dry erase markers
-trumpet
-graphing calculator
-world atlas book
-stapler
-a stuffed tiger
-glass flower vase
-a piece of binder paper
-3DS
what do you do? |
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Leave bedroom, equip vase |
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Stuff the paper into the vase, dump Expo marker reservoirs onto it
Voila, molotov |
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You can't leave your bedroom until I say you do.
You play on your 3ds for a while until the battery runs out, when suddenly the electricity goes out
And it's 9 PM
Available items:
-dry erase markers
-trumpet
-graphing calculator
-world atlas book
-stapler
-a stuffed tiger
-glass flower vase
-piece of binder paper
What do
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Dump the staples from the stapler into the trombone to make a blunderbuss |
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equip vase, break it, cut myself. |
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Break vase, use shards to cut hole in tiger, hump it |
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Take staples out of stapler crush worms into stapler Squeze out some on binder paper put on stuffed tiger
Say he got a booboo Make her kiss the tiger |
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You dump your staplers into your trumpet to make a blunderbuss
You try to test it by blowing/shooting it at your closed door when suddenly you hear your brother's footsteps approaching
What do you do |
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"What do you do"
Live target practice is the best kind. |
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break vase, use sharp end of vase on brother. |
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"Live target practice is the best kind."
Okay so apparently you blow your trumpet blunderbuss at your brother's head and you hit him on his bottom lip.
Congratulations! You just gave your brother a free lip piercing!
Except blood starts to form on his bottom lip. He starts crying loudly that the whole household can hear
Uh oh
-EXPO dry erase markers
-graphing calculator
-world atlas book
-a stuffed tiger
-glass flower vase
-a piece of binder paper
What do you do now?
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break vase, finish him off. |
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You break the glass flower vase and you finish your brother off by stabbing him to death with a large shard of glass.
You suddenly hear your father rushing up the stairs to your room, and your mother is in the shower so she didn't hear anything.
Items you have:
-EXPO dry erase markers
-graphing calculator
-world atlas book
-a stuffed tiger
-a piece of binder paper
What do you do
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get high off the expo markers. |
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cut your throat with the binder paper |
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Rip cloth from tiger and blindfold dad
Make dad bend over and CURB STOMP |
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You get high off the Expo markers by inhaling them deeply
Before your dad gets in your room, you stumble into the closest room: your mom's office
Your dad screams when he sees your brother bleeding to death on the ground covered with glass shards. He starts crying.
NEW ITEMS:
-Macbook Air
-iPhone 6
-copier machine
-printer
-a Kids' scissor
-a ball-point pen
-a notepad
-0.5 lead
-high lighters
Quick! Before your dad stops weeping and screaming in anger, what do you do now? |
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stab yourself with the pen |
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Ram the highlighters into my eyes and leap on my father, beating him with the macbook. |
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