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Taylor
She pushed Owen away and her eyes grew stale. "I'm one of you, alone, pushed away into the streets. Now don't give me sass or else I'll scare you so much, your exo-skeleton will burn to ash and your grave will be awaiting you."
She turned, and went back her direction. |
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I try not to laugh, so I laugh in my subconscious
-BAHAHAHAHAHA!-
--You got that right! 'Oh, I don't know how to accustom to this whole runaway business, so I'm gonna try to be scary!' |
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I grin, trying not to laugh. |
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I whisper. "She's not being serious, is she?"
--I wouldn't do that if I were you.--
-You ARE me, you knucklehead!- |
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"I think she is." I say, covering my mouth, trying not to burst into laughter. She sounded pretty inaccurate. |
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"We better stop, she might burn our exo-skeletons!" I chuckle.
--Don't come running to me when she finds a match...--
-Why would she need a ma- Ohhh, yeah...-
--You have a bat and she has a slingshot. We're OK for the time being.-- |
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I can't help it.
I burst out laughing. |
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I look around. Luckily, Taylor's too far away. I laugh also. |
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"I... CAN'T... BREATH!! HAHAHAHAHA!" |
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"HAHAHA! Even Da- I mean, uh...HAHAHA!" I shut my mouth about Dash.
--Close enough to failure, failure doesn't happen. Good call.-- |
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I laughed so hard that I was now crying. |
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I calm down. "I think she's going to kill us soon..." I mumble. |
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I calm down, too.
"As if I'd let her kill us." I mumbled. |
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"No, seriously. She somehow seemed serious. I mean, what if she has an over-powered group?" |
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Terror strikes my face.
"Oh lord..." |
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I see Taylor still walking away in the distance.
--Ooh, do the thing! It's made so many people laugh!--
-You mean the one about World Of Warcraft?-
--Yeah!--
"Hey, Cleo. Have you ever played World Of Warcraft?"
--This is gonna be hysterical!-- |
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-What does this have to do with preventing Taylor from burning my exo-skeleton?-
--You'll figure it out.--
-Ohhhhh...- |
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"Well, a brave man once said..." I pause for a moment.
"LEEEEROYYYYYY JENKIINNNNNNSSSS!!!!!" I pick up my baseball bat, run, and hide behind a nearby tree, hoping Taylor isn't plotting to kill me. |
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I was already leaning on a tree, so I wouldn't be seen by Taylor anyway.
"That made no sense." I mumbled softly to myself. |
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I yell back. "It doesn't have to make sense if you try hard and believe in yourself!"
--BAHAHA!-- |
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I lost it. That WAS pretty good. I giggled uncontrollably. |
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(I'm laughing IRL XD) |
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(Leroy Jenkins FTW) |
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