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Pilot
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List any previous flying experience: I flew United Airlines Flight 93 into a building.
How do you make the flight better?: Kill them
How do you make the flight enjoyable?: Shout Allahu Akbar!
How do you not crash?:You don't
List the flight procedure: Fly, Hijack, Crash into a building
Are you compatible with the EST time zone?: Eastern European Time Zone (UTC+02:00)
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Flight Attendant
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What can you do to make the fight not good but great?: Kill infidels.
What is your motivation?: Allahu Akbar, kill america
How do you deal with picky customers?: kill them
How do you deal with customers who refuse to follow the rules?: kill them
How do you deal with anger: kill people
List your #1 priority while in flight?: Kill infidels.
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