SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you wake up
you are spiteless
you are in your bed, the little floor-fan that helps you sleep is on, it is slightly cold and you are under two blankets. the computer is about 3 feet away. you don't know what time it is because the power went out last night and the clock is outta wack, and the sheets infront of the windows are blocking your view of outside.
wat do
(idea "borrowed" from ruralarnoldblox) |
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Find knife.
End spiteless.exe |
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Try to go back to sleep.
Welcome to heck, nerd! |
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post a "spiteless simulator" thread |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you post a "spiteless simulator thread," then, dissatisfied with where your life is going, slip back into the bed. it doesn't last long until you realise you can't sleep. what do you do? |
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Go to the kitchen to get food and a drink.
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
flapping happens
you're bored after that and you pour some coco puffs, then a cup of sweet tea
wat now |
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*grabs knife*
*ends spiteless.exe*
[2]
SO GET ON THE BALL |
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eat cereal, drink tea, then go outdoors and sit on the porch and admire the sunny day |
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Spill tea on private area.
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you spill the tea all over your pants
now your pants are sticky
you fail to care because you drank atleast 3/4 of it before you spilled it
you sit on the porch and hear the highway behind your house |
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get in the truck with a truck driver and direct him to the nearest motel |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you steal a truck but the dude was asleep anyway |
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eat your own pants
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you cram your pajama pants into your mouth and try to eat them but you fail because you are bad at everything and just put them back on |
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buy every arm replacement on ROBLOX
succumb to liminal messaging
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you buy every arm replacement on roblox but then realise you already did
you are now susceptible to liminal messaging |
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look at billboards
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
CND: liminal messaging
you see a country's bbq sign and now you drive to country's bbq and order a plate of bbq and sit down at the table
you now have another cup of sweet tea
what do you do??!??!?! |
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drink all the sweet tea
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you drink all the sweet tea and cure your caffeine addiction condition for the next 24 hours
wat do with bbq?? |
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drink all the bbq sauce then eat all the bbq meat
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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SpitelessJoin Date: 2008-03-20
Post Count: 11250 |
you eat the whole plate of bbq after you swallow all the sauce
what happens now??? |
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