l3d = how i encounter my wife

Join Date: 2011-02-10
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#151587254Saturday, December 13, 2014 4:47 AM GMT

0: McDonalds bathroom 1: Her house 2: School 3: Mall 4: County jail cell when I get arrested 5: Prison 6: Back of Walgreens 7: Somewhere in Rome 8: Venice 9: Berlin Second number = What I ask 0: Will you marry me? 1: Will you blow me? 2: Wanna see a movie? 3: Wanna play firetruck? 4: Do you know Jesus? 5: We'll bang, ok? 6: Will you stab me? 7: Who are you? 8: Did you bring my money? 9: Is this a thing? What it says: 0. Hell no! 1. Sure. 2. I'm too high to answer 3. F*** me right now! 4. *runs away* 5. Kills me 6. Kills herself 7. Smiles and declines politely 8. Says she can't until she is 16 9. I already have a boy friend 0. Meet me behind TGI Fridays for a surprise

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Join Date: 2012-08-03
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#151587294Saturday, December 13, 2014 4:48 AM GMT

RIP "I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen."