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ratSgnitoohSi
#151659169Sunday, December 14, 2014 5:54 AM GMT

so for my finals project, i have to be andrew carnegie for a speech and i need to have a scottish accent to get some extra points for creativity. what letters do i put extra emphasis on?
123yonnd
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#151659249Sunday, December 14, 2014 5:55 AM GMT

Get a nice bottle of Scotch/Whis/ke/y. Watch Braveheart 3 times in a row. Feel the inner Scottish inside you! Do ur speech.
ratSgnitoohSi
#151659368Sunday, December 14, 2014 5:57 AM GMT

plus how do i dress up like a scot? do i go as a ranger or a celt?
123yonnd
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#151659516Sunday, December 14, 2014 5:59 AM GMT

Rangers is Scotland Celtic is Irish immigrants. YAY FOR STEREOTYPES! I say you should rent yourself a kilt! I have a Gordon dress kilt if you want.
ratSgnitoohSi
#151659598Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:01 AM GMT

alright i'm at a website right now do i get the kilt only for $25 or the special deal where i get the kilt and bagpipes for $35?
123yonnd
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#151659650Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:02 AM GMT

bagpipes are freaking hard to play... i don't even have one. borrow your dad's golf clubs. wait actually... Have mine, i have 2 clubs.
ratSgnitoohSi
#151659724Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:03 AM GMT

the driver and putter is all you really need anyways
123yonnd
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#151659740Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:04 AM GMT

no. I sleep with my 7 iron.
CheeseyMacral
#151659769Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:04 AM GMT

>Watch Braveheart 3 times in a row possibly the most historically inaccurate movie i've ever seen Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ.
ratSgnitoohSi
#151659794Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:05 AM GMT

YOU EITHER HIT FOR POWER OR HIT FOR ACCURACY AND BOTH CLUBS ARE THE BEST AT EITHER OF THEM
123yonnd
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#151659826Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:05 AM GMT

Cheesey, it truly is, but all the other movies about Scotland are very dull.

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