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What do you call a guy on a horse who got his head cut off? A HEADLESS horseman!
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A man walks into a bar
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
i am gandalf sumtimes |
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davinhi1Join Date: 2012-04-14
Post Count: 21797 |
there once a stupid per...more
I find it really hard to believe her. |
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koopaNGCJoin Date: 2010-04-25
Post Count: 23249 |
7.8/10
Too much water. |
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second chemist says, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second chemist dies. |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get her nails dun |
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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. |
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Why so they call it an Xbox 360?
Because when people see it, they turn 360 degrees and walk away. |
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Deck the halls with balls of holly |
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@prob
that wasn't half bad. I loled |
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Tis' The Season To Be Wealthy FALALALALALALALALA
What do you call OT being nice?
Lies. :3
Yo! Im a rapper! Yoyoyo- Ill stop. |
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zaniac10Join Date: 2009-08-18
Post Count: 10000 |
if you turn 360 degrees you face the same way you were facing... |
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3kunJoin Date: 2012-05-07
Post Count: 4169 |
two guys walk into a bar
and that was stupid
cause the second guy should have seen it. |
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What did the fish say, when he ran into a wall?
DAM |
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Two six-year-old brothers ask their mom for some money, so their mother gives them a one dollar bill to share. They decide to split it and have fifty cents each.
So they cut the bill in half. |
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Two kids sit on opposite ends of a couch watching TV. The first kid gets bored, so he extends a tape measurer and starts poking the second kid with it.
The second kid asks, "What are you doing?"
The first kid says, "Measuring your patience." |
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A miner is pulling a cart of gold nuggets to a nearby town when one of his wheels break. He waits a while until a man with a dog comes along. The miner asks the man to guard the cart while he goes into town for a new wheel, and the man gladly agrees, prompting the miner to run off in the direction of the town. A couple hours later, the man is getting anxious as he has errands to run at his farm. He instructs his dog to stay at the cart and guard it, then walks down the road, leaving the cart and his dog behind.
The miner returns with the wheel and is pleasantly surprised to find the dog willfully guarding the cart. He retrieves a gold nugget from the cart, gives it to the dog, and sends it off. When the dog reached its owner, he proudly displayed the gold nugget to him, and the man wrongfully assumed that the dog had blatantly stolen it out of the cart.
He proceeded to kill the dog. |
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A man approaches a woman leaving a nightclub on a desolate sidewalk. He calmly asks, "Do chicks like scars?"
The woman replies, "No, I think they're gross."
The man pulls out a switchblade and aims it at the woman's torso. "Then I'm sure you're going to do whatever I say." |
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Did you hear about the new Tetris movie coming out in summer? They've already recorded all the scenes...
...They just have to align all the pieces. |
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What's another name for Santa's elves?
Subordinate clauses. |
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What do you call two crows on a branch?
Attempted murder. |
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? |
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An English teacher looks at a student and says, "You. State two pronouns."
The student says, "Who, me?"
The teacher says, "Very good!" |
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Have you ever heard of the band 1023 Megabytes?
Of course not. They haven't had any gigs. |
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