gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
you go to the club!
the club guard says "You're not allowed inside here, kid."
a. fight so you can go inside (warning, sort of hard.)
b. walk away
c. wait
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
(.bump.)
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
!bump! |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
inb4 by the time i stop bumping this and someone replies i will reach 10k |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
#bump# |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
^bump^ |
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PhorixJoin Date: 2010-05-09 Post Count: 3869 |
A |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
you fight the club guard!
Club Guard: 300 health
YOU EAT YOUR FOOD!
Your health: 180!
The club guard kicks you! You fall down crying! 20 damage! (your health: 160)
A. Through a rock at his head to distract him, then kick his (Censored for child safety.)
B. Cry so loud his ear rings, then take his tazer!
C. wait |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
YOUR PET MAIL MAN SHOWS UP, TAKING OUT HIS POCKET KNIFE! HE STABS THE GUARD!
50 DAMAGE TO THE GUARD! (Club Guard: 250 health)
THE CLUB GUARD ATTACKS THE MAIL MAN! 20 DAMAGE! (Mail Man Health: 180! |
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PhorixJoin Date: 2010-05-09 Post Count: 3869 |
A. |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
You cry so loud the guard's ear rings! You taze him! 200 health down!
Guard Health 50!
Your health 120! (guard attacked you)
A. Tame Guard (lose mail man)
B. FINISH HIM |
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quinn04Join Date: 2011-07-07 Post Count: 6988 |
b |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
YOU STOMP ON THE GUARDS HEAD! YOU THEN TAZE HIS HEAD! THE TAZER BREAKS!
Inventory:
$20
Strand of Chest Hair
???
a. go in club
b. go home
c. go to alley |
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quinn04Join Date: 2011-07-07 Post Count: 6988 |
a. |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
You go in the club!
a. go dumpster diving
b. order a drink ($20, you'd lose all your money)
c. go home
d. go to alley |
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quinn04Join Date: 2011-07-07 Post Count: 6988 |
c |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
you go home!
a. fight your sister (Second Boss Fight!)
b. check game info (tells you how many bosses there are, gives hints on secrets, etc)
c. beg mom for your allowance money (you have a 10% chance to get $10) |
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quinn04Join Date: 2011-07-07 Post Count: 6988 |
a |
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gottidoodJoin Date: 2010-07-05 Post Count: 11001 |
You fight your sister!
your testosterone raises!
your health: 350
sisters health: 750
A. PUNCH HER MULTIPLE TIMES AND KICK
B. hold out her iPhone and throw it on the floor, cracking it
C. let the bodyguard attack! |
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quinn04Join Date: 2011-07-07 Post Count: 6988 |
bodyguard? u mean mailman right
and c |
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