Midna dashes downstairs looking for link, whoever, he is, only to find Shrek standing there.
Midna, being a loyal follower of Shrek, was happier than ever to see him herself. She spread her legs for him, and Shrek filled her with his love.
Some time later, she gave birth to Shreasar, and after many years he raised a giant army and conquered all of the known world, creating the kingdom of Shre-Farquaad, with Shrekism as it's state religion. It prospered until five hundred years later the last shrek descendant monarch of the kingdom was killed by an invading dragon army, and the kingdom soon fell to civil war. |