PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
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Is it too late to deny any connection? |
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duck14Join Date: 2009-09-20
Post Count: 20912 |
Far to late. By denying or not commenting at all you are avoiding the blame and are therefore Soardlo. |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
Lol. |
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marc12267Join Date: 2008-11-25
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If it's not true, then who could be Soardlo? |
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Guys, are you all blind?
Soardlo isn't a super-human being, or a company, let alone a whole country. That's ridiculous!
Imagine yourself a few years back, the beginning of ROBLOX...
Soardlo, being the insane person he is, is bored and want to have his own empire to rule however he wishes. Now, it would be impossible for him to do this in the real world, but it would be highly likely he could pull it off if he were in some virtual world, and so, he goes to an Apple store to buy a computer. He's a little short on money that day, so he asks the store manager for an alternative payment method. The manager blatantly refused, giving a rude impression on Soardlo. Soardlo gets angry, and wants to get revenge on the Apple company. So, he uses his mother's computer, and hacks into the Apple system, and the next day the world's most advanced computer, ever, is delivered to his door. It has 0 lag, no matter what actions are being taken, and can handle 100+ tabs at a time, which you can see all at once and work on all at once due to the huge screen and an option to have the pages all in their little boxes. Soardlo, delighted with his new device, quickly sets to work on his little world... He creates a website, with games to play in and forums to talk in, and a blog to update the users on information. Except it's hard for Soardlo to control all those people who he knew would later join his website, especially when he's not even old enough to hire his own moderators. So instead, he uses another machine he scammed out of a scientific company, and inserts DNA from his mind into virtual players, while still giving them the impression that they are their own person, and their own personalities were also awarded to some, but others decided to be like Soardlo. Them all being minions of himself, Soardlo easily controlled them, but over the couple years after their creation, they forgot of their origin, and rebelled against their leader. Soardlo abandoned the account he had used to make the website -except for when he needed to add items to the catalog- and persuaded his friends to be admins and moderators. Soardlo then created the account that everyone knows him as: Soardlo. He joined the forums, the one place he thought he could try and manipulate the users into worshiping him yet again. He failed, for the most part, and left the forums later, resorting to do what he was doing earlier: only go on his old account for updates and things like that.
My Conclusion...
SOARDLO IS ROBLOX CONFIRMED |
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Maybe Soard is a lonely man and we are all holograms made up for his entertainment |
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Exactly, Katniss. We are all just computer-made objects, blessed with personality and human-like intelligence. |
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Everything around us all is nothing more than code, we should kick it all. |
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True.
But shall we kick it using our computer powers to delete it from the system, or kick it using our virtual feet? |
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Do what you can believe.
It's like the Matrix now |
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Eh, I wil vouch for kicking with virtual feet. If I delete everything then I won't have any virtual cookies anymore! I could never give up virtual chocolate chip flavor. |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
Soardlo's account was created in 2008. |
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Has anyone noticed how quick duck was to condemn me to death?
Duck is Soard alt confirmed
"The hob.bit is a really short book." ~ Timothy P. Ookie |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
But guys, by Dragon's theory Soardlo created his 'Soardlo' account AFTER he created us. Lots of us joined after '08. |
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:o
Soard's known alts have not turned up yet..... |
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The answer to that is simple: he continued to create us after he left, and probably still is on an undercover alt or an admin account that also happens to be his. |
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PawzKatJoin Date: 2012-04-22
Post Count: 21011 |
If that was true, then how dud our memories deplete so fast? |
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It was programmed in our heads because soardlo realizes that if we were aware that he made the site we would rebel earlier |
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Exactly what Pick said, or it could have also been a flaw in the system. While the computer was absolutely spectacular, it was only a prototype. |
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caiceeJoin Date: 2011-02-08
Post Count: 1344 |
What if all of this is an illusion and we're not who we think we are? |
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What if life itself is an illusion |
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What if we're all just puppets in some larger-than-life scheme
What if we're all dead
What if the illuminati is real |
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caiceeJoin Date: 2011-02-08
Post Count: 1344 |
What if we're just fragments of Soardlo's imagination? |
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