birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Attempt to establish a primitive police force to help prevent rebellions. Did the enemy general die or was he taken prisoner/recruited into our army? |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Birmaus: Well I stabbed him how about you?
A police system to stop rebellions? Don't you like rebels? |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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he ded then k
no rebels are bad for your health
Continue building up our army, and research moats to improve our castle's defenses. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Your people dig a valley around your castle and fill it with saltwater, they finish with a bridge and some grape juice.
Your army is strong m8
For the first time in your life you see the ocean, it's vast and blue.
Birmaus: You know a did your grandmother on that ocean, we got a boat and joined the Seamen Club if you knw what I mean. |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Oh dear God Vam.
Could our army invade one of the other nearby kingdoms? |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Purple Horde sends you a message you do.
" Yo dude remember when I asked you to help me reconquer my land? Thanks for killing the Grapers I'll take their land now. "
Birmaus: Don't worry she was one of my betches my real wife and I's children were killed by number #31 on the heir chart. Do you know him? |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Uh....no...
Research rhino-grapes to be used for improved cavalry. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Rihnos are faster and stronger then horses good choices.
Purple horde takes your port and fistbumps you |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Research pineapple armor for our rhinos.
Hold up, I'm confused; are the Purple Horde invading us or...?
Build 3 rhino riding soldiers. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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They just send you a message thanking you for the land you conquered, they seem to think you conquerered it for them. They want to restart their empire. |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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omg no noobs
Continue building up my army to kill the Purple Hoard. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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Birmaus: Birm they have a big army and a decent general, not on my level but still dangerous and he knows magic. They will spawm you on horseback while firing arrows and you don't have arrows. Just pointing out they might rekt you, |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Research arrows, with the tip being pointy pineapple. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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You take some pineapples and boat wood from the forest the northern grapes talk of.
The Purple Hoade: A group of bandits turned bandit kingdom that known for it's mad arrow skills and having no real king, whatever grapes kills the most people is in charge. It's tech and war based culture has given them many huge empires but due to being ran by idiots it doesn't last long.
Grapium: Birmaus's thought it sounded cool. |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Buy five archers, and begin to personally train my army again. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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( I work hard on those NPC kingdoms m8 )
You train your army in the great knowledge of battle and skill and romance, well Birmaus did the last one you can tell due to their disgusted faces. |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Research a smithery to improve the weaponry and armor of our Grape forces. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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You suggest raisin techs be people wonder where the hell did you get that idea, waste grape seeds on letting them rot in sun then use them for armor.
It's good at stopping death tho
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Make a special type of armor for our more experienced troops and I.
Pine-Raisin:
The outside of the armor is prickly and pointy pineapple junk, however the inside is raisin, providing an extra layer of protection and also allowing for the sharp points of the pineapples to exist without causing harm to our higher ranked Grapes. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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News: The purple horde has invaded one of it's neighbors and conquerered them,
Pine armored? Interestting idea, your citizens believe their leader is a genius and might even be a time traveler but that's crazy talk right? Hopefully |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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nononononono crazy talk
pls
Equip our soldiers with pine armor, and see if our new upgrades could potentially give us a large advantage in taking the Purple Horde. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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News: The Purple Horde is arguing over how many kills one grape got over another
It will make your army great and strong but warning this will be the first strong enemy you face |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
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Tell the Purple Horde lies about another enclave that we took for them up north, beyond their area of vision. Prepare the armies for an assault whether or not they take the bait. |
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vamking12Join Date: 2010-05-08
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"Guys guess what free land! "
" WOooooooo! "
You see them run pass you in large numbers ready to invade the northern enclaves.
You take the land down south and smile at your genius.
Birmaus: Holy crap you thought of a clever non violent way to get their enclaves.
News: The Purple Horde is violently and brutally murdering northern grapes |
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birm123Join Date: 2012-10-06
Post Count: 16942 |
just how I roll boi
Position troops in the new enclaves and claim them as our own. Build a few Grape farms and use our new income from taxes and the Purple Horde's former farms to bulk up our army to secure the new enclaves and our other enclaves, as well to defend ourselves from the Purple ppl incase they come back mad. |
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