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You have 290 onions now.
Your people don't know how to enhance your economy.
"Your men try to to mount each other... +1 population" -Preares |
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For the time being, I wait for my grumpy cats to return
"Well the first thing to do is to sell your soul to the Devil..." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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I'd hire 3 doges to invade the Meme Crusade. I'd then hire 3 Orges to explore the unknown in the north. |
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u wot ghost?
"Well the first thing to do is to sell your soul to the Devil..." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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I was waiting for you to confirm if that was you or not.
Your grumpy cats return with them saying they've found a volcanic island.
"Your men try to to mount each other... +1 population" -Preares |
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Ye
I first ask the cats of the volcano is active, then ask if it has any good supplies of natural resources
"Well the first thing to do is to sell your soul to the Devil..." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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They couldn't get close to it but the volcano seems to be inactive. They report that they saw strange flying objects and large metal constructs around the island.
"Your men try to to mount each other... +1 population" -Preares |
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I ask if they saw any people, or, anything really, on the island
"Well the first thing to do is to sell your soul to the Devil..." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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They say that they say flying objects and large metal constructions walking around the island.
"Your men try to to mount each other... +1 population" -Preares |
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Having all the info I need, I let the Grumpy Cats rest and think of a way to contact whatever inhabits this island
"Well the first thing to do is to sell your soul to the Devil..." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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Someone suggests you send a paper airplane.
"Your men try to to mount each other... +1 population" -Preares |
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Seeing as that's our best option now, I have the ogres make me a sturdy paper airplane
"Well the first thing to do is to sell your soul to the Devil..." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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They make you a paper plane.
"Your men try to to mount each other... +1 population" -Preares |
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On it, I right a greeting, then give it to the grumpy cats, asking them to take it close to the island and let it fly
"Well the first thing to do is to sell your soul to the Devil..." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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You gain $100,000.00 for my lack of posts.
You gain one free technology - Steel Works.
You can now make steel weapons and armor.
A message is written on the wings of the paper plane. One grumpy cat salutes and marches off to the coast. The message will arrive at the island within one turn.
I wish I had time for one more bowl of chili. |
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Damn this was a long time coming
I set my workers and sht to work on making steel weaponry and armor.
"The one downside to being shot with guns is that you die." ~ Star_ |
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All of your soldiers are clad in steel armor and are armed with steel weapons for free because over a week since I posted.
I wish I had time for one more bowl of chili. |
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You should leave my thread sit more often
Dayum
I begin researching what else I can do with steel
"The one downside to being shot with guns is that you die." ~ Star_ |
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It turns out you can make mechanical parts with steel but your people are too stupid to do so. |
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I look for ways to make my people smarter
"The one downside to being shot with guns is that you die." ~ Star_ |
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I look to the internet for ways to edumicate my people
"The one downside to being shot with guns is that you die." ~ Star_ |
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The internet says "Ain't nobody got time for that." |
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I decide to look elsewhere for edumication
"The one downside to being shot with guns is that you die." ~ Star_ |
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