If someone broke into my house..

TheUnknownZodiac

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#160099383Monday, April 13, 2015 6:54 PM GMT

And start looking for money, i'd get up and look with him.. :(

Zokulzoh

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#160099478Monday, April 13, 2015 6:56 PM GMT

i'd beat them with a lock in a sock

SisterMaryClarence

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#160099644Monday, April 13, 2015 6:59 PM GMT

I'd show him one of your RO-raps, that would scare him away.

Zokulzoh

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#160099715Monday, April 13, 2015 7:01 PM GMT

but he's not a ro rapper

TheUnknownZodiac

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#160100382Monday, April 13, 2015 7:14 PM GMT

I actually rap doe..and im MTer..i ro-rapped like 4 months ago, and posted like one lyrics for that youngtyga kid recently lmao.

ISpelledAwsomeWrong

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#160105135Monday, April 13, 2015 8:30 PM GMT

Killing a robber is the last thing you would want to do. They're only human, and people make mistakes, taking their life wont teach them anything But if they break into my house, that butt is gonna get some shotgun bb's to the face!!!

ChaosAssassin13

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#160109628Monday, April 13, 2015 9:39 PM GMT

I'd be scared if I was that burglar @ISpelledAwsomeWrong -Bruh

uknowhimguy

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#160109784Monday, April 13, 2015 9:41 PM GMT

killing someone breaking into your house would be considered self defense tho. it'd be the right thing to do. jus' saying.

ISpelledAwsomeWrong

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#160110375Monday, April 13, 2015 9:48 PM GMT

You hold them at gun point and see if they p[]ssy up If they tr to attack you or they dont care, shoot dat hoe

Maritusa_NneCharzaar

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#160110725Monday, April 13, 2015 9:52 PM GMT

Just salt 'em. Rock salt instead of lead/steel, still hurts extremely. Usually they couldn't sit down without it hurting excruciatingly, because, you know, they were running, and you get the point!

ISpelledAwsomeWrong

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#160110833Monday, April 13, 2015 9:54 PM GMT

THATS STRAIGT UP TORTURE!!!! Lets try it :3

XYoungTygaX

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#160111873Monday, April 13, 2015 10:08 PM GMT

Stupid ass robbing his own home. Talking about my grammar looking yours "Start looking for money"

TheUnknownZodiac

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#160112466Monday, April 13, 2015 10:16 PM GMT

First, you didn't get the joke, second, there was nothing incorrect about that..

ducky980

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#160113254Monday, April 13, 2015 10:26 PM GMT

the joke was hes broke

meldo

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#160114373Monday, April 13, 2015 10:40 PM GMT

"i'd beat them with a lock in a sock" you get him son

RoDuck3D

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#160121772Tuesday, April 14, 2015 12:21 AM GMT

i'd be a nice guy and help him out and give him a life lesson on why not to steal

Zokulzoh

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#160122022Tuesday, April 14, 2015 12:24 AM GMT

"you get him son" just how you did to me that time i broke your guitar

SomePunk

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#160125716Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:09 AM GMT

best way to kill someone: stab them in the ear with an ice pick the evidence melts

StayCoolWithCoolidge

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#160125871Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:12 AM GMT

Just beanbag them lmao, that'll put theirs sees don

matrixmaster1

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#160127749Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:35 AM GMT

You took this from a Vine.

XYoungTygaX

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#160129390Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:55 AM GMT

Exactly

ducky980

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#160130012Tuesday, April 14, 2015 2:03 AM GMT

but vines are terrible, this joke is much better when its told in any other format

ISpelledAwsomeWrong

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#160131835Tuesday, April 14, 2015 2:29 AM GMT

"Exactly" Exactly? I'm sorry but everyone here recalls this joke going right through your ears and never put thought into the joke. Sorry you stupid wowappa c: ***Jinglehasse has officially conquered this thread***

BobafrigginFeet

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#160133065Tuesday, April 14, 2015 2:46 AM GMT

i don't..even...what?

3Dwolf11

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#160135534Tuesday, April 14, 2015 3:22 AM GMT

In my Ohio town of like 6,000 people, surrounded by corn fields, we've had 2 dug busts, home invasion, kidnapping and murder, assault leading to a person with a broken skull and legs, and a guy who committed suicide in the middle of town on Easter morning. If someone broke into my house, they'll be greeted with a German Shepard about to rip their neck out c: