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Bingesarenotchips
#160113513Monday, April 13, 2015 10:29 PM GMT

1. Find a book/comic/whatever you like, in this case we will be using the graphic novel 'Watchmen.' 2. Take the main character and another character and put them in a pointless relationship. If your book doesn't have a definitive main character, like Watchmen, take any two characters. We will be using Rorschach and The Comedian. 3. Have them engage in the most sickening form of frick-fracking that you can think of. The more graphic, the better. In ours we will be saying they engage in Watersports. 4. Have a character from a totally unrelated book catch them and join in. We will be having Frank Frink from 'The Man In The High Castle" join in. 5. Nothing else. The best fan fictions are just frick-fracking. Congratulations, you wrote a fan fiction.
Bingesarenotchips
#160113682Monday, April 13, 2015 10:31 PM GMT

Wait, I forgot a step. 6. Make five sequels.
MechanicalArmageddon
#160116695Monday, April 13, 2015 11:09 PM GMT

No, no, no! That's not fan-fiction at ALL! This is how one constructs a fan-fiction: 1.) Make sure you pick a very popular piece of media, whether it be a TV show or a movie, and take ideas from all of the characters from the show and create an original character. The original character must be the opposite of what you are. 2.) That opposite character must frickfrack with as many of the characters in the story as possible. Doesn't matter what gender; all you need to do is make sure their is steamy and descriptive frickfracking. 3.) Grammer. Mak shure ur grammer skils are aduquit such that we need got to put periods in words or spell corerectly cus dis is ur voice and u shuld type it whatever u feel like it yeh>? 4.) The plot must be as INTERESTING as possible (to a 12-year old). The plot must include mixing with other universes, such as Dragonball Z and Marvel. Also, express your hate towards characters by making Goku beat Superman. 5.) The organization of the plot nor the organization of text does not matter. Always flashback three times, or else you'll hurt Jesus. 6.) Make constant, totally non-cheesy references to things within the piece of media. Also, remember to frickfrack constantly!
Eguanazor
#160120980Tuesday, April 14, 2015 12:09 AM GMT

@mechanical don't forget to make your original character completely undermine every other character

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