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39. Falling stuff..
Me: La la la la-
Giant Plane: *lands on me from outta nowhere* |
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40. THE BIRDS
Me: Lalalal- *birds come out of no where and covers me.* AHHH-*dies* |
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41. The cake (2)
Guy: The cake..
Guy with cake mask: I am not a spy...*wearing a tuxedo with a bunch of gadgets*
Me: Your a spy.
Guy with Cake mask: *demon face*
Me: Oh sh-
*Rest of scene is censored*
Voices: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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41:KAMIKAZE!!!!!
Me:*walking down a street*
Muslim:ALLAH AKBAH!!!!!!*runs at me with a bomb on his chest*
Me:Oh sh-*pain* |
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42. God-uber-nated. (V.2)
Me: Dum de dum-
Guy: YAYAYAYAY!! *smacks me with a SSBB homerun bat*
Me: AHHH-
Guy: *appears in mid air, smacks me to the ground, and fires a UBERSUPERLAZOR at me* RIRIRIRIAAAAA!!!!!
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43. Dragon Fail
Me: walking along with a dragon friend
Dragon: *trips and accidentally steps on me, crushing me to dust* crap.... that's the second one this week. |
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Crusade Fail:
Bionic:*walks gripping sword slashing soldiers out of way*
Boss/Sheriko:Hhaha Bionic,Give up,My arm has won
Effects:Bio army Majority destroyed*
Bio:*drags sword and grabs speaer tiwsting it from soldier and throws at another*
Sheriko:Geez!!!Finish HIM!!!
Bio:whacks soldiers slowly*
*sheriko and bio meet*
*throws sword at his head*
*misses**soldier comes and Bio Grabs Sword Twists head of soldier*
*sheriko:Just die Pest~~!!!
Bio:*stabs Sheriko in heart*
*soldier Hits Bio in back and Bio lets go of sword*
*sheriko Falls off Horse*
-R.I.P:Bionicles1234:Epic Death/Fail- |
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45:UFO fail?
Me:*walking down a street, lightening to rick-roll on my iPod*
UFO:*hovers over, then draws me up, but I hit the floor next to entrance*
Me:Ow....*falls down, and lands on a graden fence*
Alien:*whacks Alien 2 on the back of the head*
Alien 2:*rubs back of head* |
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46. Car.
"CAR!!"
Me: WHat- *hit head on by a car, which is being driven by Telamon*
Telamon: YEEHAW!! |
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47:Repeater 'Nade
Me:*in a warzone*GO GO GO GO!!!
Person:*throws a repeater grenade at me*
Me:What the sh-*Pain*
Announcer:OVER KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
-2.5 minutes later.-
Announcer:KILL KILL KILL KILL. |
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48.Eating Corn Pops
Me:(Eats corn pops)
Mmm!
(Head explodes) |
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49. Falling in a pit of acid
Jet: *falling* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *disinegrates in acid*
50. Getting a C4 stuffed down your throat
Random person: choke......gasp! *BOOM!* |
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47. angel fly fail
Demon:*chasing angel*
Angel:later!*jumps off sky scraper but wings don't open*crap....*falls |
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48. The mentos trick..
Me: *eating some mentos and diet coke* mmmm! *head explodes* |
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50.5:Self-sacrifice.
Me:Guys. The remote detonater doesn't work. I'll have to set it off from here.
Person:No!
Me:Go!*shoves 5 people into an escpae pod, then launches it*Alright.*hears marching, as enemy troops head for the command center**presses a big red button*
Computor:Self-destruct sequence, activated. 20 seconds until self-destruct.
Troops:There he is!*open fire with laser rifles*
Me:*ducks behind the comm panel*
Computor:5....4......3.....2.....
-Zoom out, to see a massive fleet.-
Mothership:*explodes, destroying all the ships in the lfeet* |
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JandroyJoin Date: 2008-05-01
Post Count: 23554 |
{Speaking of Self-Sacrifice}
51.Sacrificing for the ones you love,
Lando:Lets see how you dodge this!!*loads chaingun*HAHA!!*fires*
Elisa:MACH!! NOO!!!*dives in and gets hit instead...*noo...*collapses and dies*
Mach:O_O
Lando:*evil smirk* |
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52. Chuck Norris.
Me: Dum dee dum dee-
Chuck Norris: *round house kicks, and hits my crotch*
*CRUNCH*
Me: *eyes go HUGE, and I die* |
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krazykaneJoin Date: 2008-08-31
Post Count: 2600 |
Getting Telamoned
Gold: Hi Telamon
Noob: LOL I CAN PWN TELEMANZZZ LOL
Telamon: *brutally kills gold and the noob* |
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JandroyJoin Date: 2008-05-01
Post Count: 23554 |
52.Death by Lightsaber
Elisa:*epic Lightsaber fight with Darth Jandroy*Hhgh!*Uppercuts*
Darth Jandroy:Weak...you are such a fool to toy with the master of the Dark Side...
Elisa:I think no-*Gets stabbed*WAAHHH!!.....Ugh...*collapses and dies*
Darth Jandroy:*walks off and keeps Elisa's lightsaber to destroy later...* |
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JandroyJoin Date: 2008-05-01
Post Count: 23554 |
54.sorry |
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53. Martial Artist.
Me: *walking thru the park* Such a beautiful day-
Martial Artist: *goes all rambo* HIYYYAA! *breaks my neck* |
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53. SELF SACRIFICE PART 3!!
Me: Yay I'm goin- *stabs self* BLARGH!!! |
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56. Nuke.
Nuke: *falling towards me*
Me: WHAT THE FA-
*BOOOMMMM* |
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