how to make metal:

JacquesMaritain

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#160312542Friday, April 17, 2015 1:50 AM GMT

play 3 notes for 2 hours or bang on a trashcan and scream

3Dwolf11

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#160312664Friday, April 17, 2015 1:51 AM GMT

how do you make rock

TheAsassin

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#160312677Friday, April 17, 2015 1:52 AM GMT

inaccurate stereotype to make metal you play the hardest scales you know really fast over blast beats

Enderman704

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#160312706Friday, April 17, 2015 1:52 AM GMT

accurate, minus the fact that this is not how you make most metal, this is how you make grindcore

InfiniteCoinz

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#160312784Friday, April 17, 2015 1:53 AM GMT

That's screamo Metal is grinding metals together and just sing in a really deep voice.

thebobx

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#160312844Friday, April 17, 2015 1:54 AM GMT

"That's screamo" lol

JacquesMaritain

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#160312877Friday, April 17, 2015 1:54 AM GMT

no this is all metal

tahu157

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#160337490Friday, April 17, 2015 3:24 PM GMT

I mean, Saint Anger maybe, but not much else.

Zokulzoh

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#160338997Friday, April 17, 2015 4:07 PM GMT

no you smelt the ores

Yadoking

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#160340334Friday, April 17, 2015 4:48 PM GMT

TICK TICK TICK TOCK

kenzie12345555

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#160340997Friday, April 17, 2015 5:05 PM GMT

110% true

JacquesMaritain

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#160353654Friday, April 17, 2015 9:22 PM GMT

kingrose and i are the only smart people in this thread

Vexull

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#160354032Friday, April 17, 2015 9:27 PM GMT

ugly does't know what metal is

JacquesMaritain

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#160354259Friday, April 17, 2015 9:30 PM GMT

yeah i forgot two details: chug gasoline to make your voice nice and raspy for black metal and play your shows in the back of a truck

iwantmykfc

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#160354440Friday, April 17, 2015 9:33 PM GMT

how to make metal: 1. turn on the microphone 2. die

JacquesMaritain

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#160354638Friday, April 17, 2015 9:36 PM GMT

^ forgot that also

zanderich

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#160356999Friday, April 17, 2015 10:11 PM GMT

metal is bad music is bad Crack Rock Steady, are you ready to stop?

kenzie12345555

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#160357150Friday, April 17, 2015 10:13 PM GMT

or you can play 1 note for 2 hours and stick a spoon in a garbage disposal and scream real y loud

Maritusa_NneCharzaar

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#160357694Friday, April 17, 2015 10:20 PM GMT

ok jacques let me ask you a question what kind of trash do you listen to

zanderich

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#160358018Friday, April 17, 2015 10:25 PM GMT

if he listened to music he'd listen to trash so nothing Crack Rock Steady, are you ready to stop?

EarthboundFTW

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#160358070Friday, April 17, 2015 10:26 PM GMT

he listens to mac demarco, so we can tell he's basically a depressed 20-something who gets high on morphine and kinda just oozes around like the filthy hipster he is kingrose listens to terrible rappers, he doesn't even listen to good ones "this is the sonnet of the wretched. can you hear their screams?"

kenzie12345555

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#160358176Friday, April 17, 2015 10:27 PM GMT

Earth doesnt even know what I listen to, she likes emocore anyways so

iwantmykfc

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#160358301Friday, April 17, 2015 10:29 PM GMT

immortal technique sux

EarthboundFTW

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#160358311Friday, April 17, 2015 10:29 PM GMT

name your favorite rappers right now, i bet they're all garbage emocore is an actual genre, and it's one that i do not listen to "this is the sonnet of the wretched. can you hear their screams?"

kenzie12345555

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#160358932Friday, April 17, 2015 10:37 PM GMT

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