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I awoke in the arm chair, and yawned. I ran a hand through my hair and looked around. |
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I look around and see a giant dragon like thing. "Whuzzat?!" I yell, jumping out of the chair. |
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"Hi Randy. It'sssss Fighter." I explain. |
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"Fighter?" I ask in disbelief. "What happened? You look like Barney!" I joked. |
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"Ssssserum. And bessssidessss. Barney'sssss purple. And ugly." I joke. |
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"Yeah, no kidding, you're not the greatest looking, either." I said, chuckling. "Sounded like a rumble during my little break. Is Violet alright?" |
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"Yah. Sssshe'ssss on the couch. Pleasssse fix the window I broke, and the sssside of the houssse." |
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"Oh, so I'm the maid now." I said. "Okay. Fix the window and that huge hole in the side of the lab. Okay. Let me just use my magic pwerz to save the day, mkay?" I said, holding up my hand. "Pew! Pew! Pew!" I said waving my hand in front of the damaged areas. |
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"Jeez, it'ssss not like I can do it without breaking ssssomething." (Emphasis on I.) |
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I rolled my eyes. "The whole window and wall needs to be replaced, or we need to be moved out. I doubt I can just call Home Depo to do that for us, can I?" I said, annoyed. I faked a phone call. "Hi, Home Depo? Yeah, this is Randy Lynx, I'm a Cat Boy, and me and my friend Dragon Dude would like to fix our place up, yeah, it's the abandoned lab? Thanks!" I had a "You see now?" face on. |
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"Ok, ok, everyone already KNOWSSSS I'm here, some lady called the copsss on me from in there." |
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"Then we need to move, now." I looked at Fighter. He was pretty big now. "You get Violet. Anything we wanna take, we gotta take now." |
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"Alright." I say, ripping up the whole house by the foundation. "I'm ready." |
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"Comon, Get Violet and let's get outta here." I said. I opened the front door and sprayed handgun bullets everywhere. "Distraction." I said before running into the forest. |
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I shoulder the house with ease and bound off after Randy. |
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"Wow." I said, looking over my shoulder. I darted through the forest and wondered if he could see me. I scaled a tree and yelled at Fighter to bend down. |
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(Wait. How tall is your character. |
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(IDK. I'd say around as tall as a small tree. Or about 2/3 X the size of a human.) |
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(Oops. :P Wait. How did you rip a whole house off the ground if you're that small. I thought you were like godzilla size :P) |
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(No, lightly tapping a window is the power of a new car going as fast as it can without exploding O_o...So I estimate it would be fairly easy to rip a house out of the ground.) |
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(Ah. O_@)
"Dude, let me in that house, I'm not running." I said, jumping into the house. |
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I sit down in the armchair and sigh. This had a kind of novelty. |
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