Shedletsky laid on his gaming chair, staring at his paypal account on the screen, and mid-jerk he asked: "What can you do in ROBLOX?"
He pictured in his mind countless kids exposing their wallets to him, letting him in deep inside their piggy-banks. As he did so, he blew his load all over his keyboard. He yelled for the Indian. "Sorcus, get me another keyboard!"
But he didn't arrive. "What the hell?" Semi-rigid cylinder still flopping around, Shed got up, smacking Christina in the face with it as he walked out of the office.
As usual, Sorcus was "coaching" the interns on what to do. "Stupid Indian, why are we even keeping you here?" Shed grabbed his tie and whipped Sorcus and yelled "DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE I.N.S., BOY?"
"No, sir!" Came the response. Sorcus bent himself over, offering himself to John. "Please forgive me, sir!" He shrieked as John's rigidbody slammed into his booty. "Is this want you want, kids?" He yelled at the interns. The girl stuck out in particular.
He fingered her wallet until she cried, stealing her credit card.
John walked out of the room, using the blood on his finger to write on the hallway wall:
OY VEY!!! |