only reason americans dont like soccer is because they suck at it, so they invented football, the laziest game in the world. you get a long break in between plays to rest and you have 3 quarter breaks (1 after q1, 1 after q2, 1 after q3) and you team is large enough that you dont have to move that much because the field is crowded by way too many players. soccer is continuous, non-stop, and you only get 3 subs, meaning you have to be in enough shape to stay standing and running the entire game.
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