DreapstarJoin Date: 2011-10-13
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Mass of sun: 1,989,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms
Mass of lions: 189,600,000,000,000,000 kilograms
So the lions have about one one trillionth of the mass of the sun. But that’s not the whole story.
Very strong human punches deliver about 2300 pounds, or 1043.26 kilograms. Now, we know a lion would totally kick the shyt out of at least 4 humans. So let’s say it’s 100,000 pounds per lion punch, or 45359.237 kilograms.
For actual combat effectiveness multiply that by 4, not 2 as it would be for humans, since a lions has 4 paws to punch with but humans have only two hands. So that’s 400,000 pounds.
Now, I would estimate that having a lion claw would let you do considerably more damage than just a human fist. Let’s say it makes a punch 5 times more effective. Now we have to raise that to the power of 5 claws per hand, since each claw is a 5x bonus. That’s 3125, times 400,000 pounds makes 1,250,000,000 pounds, or 566,990,462.5 kilograms, of punching force PER LION. Times a trillion lions, that’s 5.6699E20 kilograms of punching power.
We’re starting to get into the territory of this being a fair fight, but the next part is where it gets really interesting.
The lions have something going for them we haven’t considered yet: teamwork. One lion is more than twice as effective as two lions; a group working together becomes more than the sum of its parts.
One lion is obviously equal to one lion. But two lions working together is as effective as 4 on their own, so we get the formula LpT=LpI^2, where LpT is lion power with teamwork, and LpI is the lion power of all the individual lions. If we apply this formula to our punching power estimate, we see that the lions have a combined force of 3.214776601E41 kilograms. That’s more than a billion times the mass of the sun. For reference, humans regularly die from punches delivering only about 10 times their mass in force.
TL;DR: It’s the lions, by a factor of about a hundred million
no ragrets
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The sun would roast them harder than Shedletsky did to that one guy who said Shed isn't a LMaDer |
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Im proud of you for doing this. |
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MakoraiaJoin Date: 2012-04-15
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i don't think you took into account the defining features of the sun |
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xerland2Join Date: 2009-08-28
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lionbaita will be proud |
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The sun would literally incinerate the lions when they got into a certain proximity to it. |
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GbronzedJoin Date: 2011-12-11
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It doesnt matter if the lions are all strong enough to lift a continent or rake through 10 layers of steel.
The sun would incinerate them all before they even got close to the sun, not to mention the lions would go blind looking at it. |
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ezaiahsJoin Date: 2011-06-28
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I am clapping right now
Slowly
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Why? Like seriously why? I died laughing at the thread title before I even clicked lmao.
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imagine an amada of 1 trillion lions marching towards the sun |
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i don't think you considered the fact that the sun has constantly re-occurring fission and is about 3.5 million degrees F. |
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iKenoJoin Date: 2008-01-14
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they would turn to flipping nothing before they even got close to sun, let alone die in space before even reaching the sun. |
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DreapstarJoin Date: 2011-10-13
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I am sure the lions can handle a little bit of heat
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You did not account for the thermodynamics of the cosmic whales which continually revolve around the black hole situated within the sun. If we look at quantum mechanics, I think youll fine that in proportion to the mass of a single lion, a squirrel is also capable of producing technicolor speech. In that case, the neologism of combining "word" with "salad" allows us to properly step back and address the issue of nuclear fission, thus creating a multiverse in which children no longer play with radio pieces from paper plates.
If this is true, then all else must be false. In that case, it is safe to assume that people really do want and are actively trying to kill me. I believe the perpetrators of these horrendous crimes to be none other than the Forkulon Crabs of Nebula Xraxus.
Only in their native tongue are they able to incoherently babble about the common ramifications of splitting an atom on the cellular level. Burger King recently decided that it too wanted to be a real boy, so it packed up its things and went forth to find a brown shirt to wear to the ball.
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iKenoJoin Date: 2008-01-14
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perplexing you didn't say anything really in that statement, you statements were full on contradictions to one another and it looked like you were just trying to sound confusing which really just doesn't add up. |
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But the lions would burn alive before they could kick the sht out of the sun??? |
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I really did say anything in my statement. If you had ears, you would have been able to properly speak it. You must not have ears, so I will paint with another color. I am sorry you are artistically disabled, but please don't let that stop you from shopping at K-Mart. Only at Walgreens is it truly possible to fathom the inexplicable cosmic nature of napkins and paper towels.
Here, you will find seals, apes, and even land mines. These beings work in unison to maintain balance within the grand shopping center, and it is through their holy accord that we are permitted to draw breath. If one does not accept the ramen noodles, they will soon have their eyeballs propelled into an alternate dimension full of sheep that hunger for the money of Charlie Sheen.
Only you can prevent this sort of algebraic verb from reaching such a critical mass. Only you can deter your teeth from singing about the joys of ham. If done correctly, the instructions will implode, creating a brand new microwave. |
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"and it looked like you were just trying to sound confusing"
that's exactly what he was doing -_- |
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iKenoJoin Date: 2008-01-14
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well i guess he can express his statements full on convoluted ideals on a thread, who am i to judge :/ |
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MegsanityJoin Date: 2013-03-20
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i mean like, maybe if the lions were fireproof... |
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What I say should be taken very literally. It is as figurative as simple text statements get. Microsoft Sam refused to do the voice work, as he said he could no longer use his eyes.
If that were the case, I would like to file a motion to motivate a dog to position of presidency. I feel as if this decision will have a great impact on trade within the moon.
Plants, trees in particular, will wield the true power of moldy lemons. When these oranges are situated appropriately on the correctly stated day, you will find that the sky is not really blue; just a shade of sound.
If your fingers are over ten inches long, you too can play the trumpet. However, do note that over eight billion casualties have resulted from spontaneous combustion. This also accounts for the fact that chia pets, when exposed to xenon, will turn purple, blue, coffee table, then back to hat. |
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LocardJoin Date: 2014-04-13
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Perplexing, say some more things about the following topics:
The reindeer that keeps eating my grocery bags
The constant shouting of a salamander
That one guy who keeps stealing one leg off of every table.
Entertain me some more! |
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