Citizens of America
I am running for senate to give criminals a voice in the Senate.
In a country like the United States, jobs all depend on crime. The more crime you have, the more jobs you need. If you vote for me for Senate, I will do the best they can to increase crime rates, thus increasing the demand for jobs in the United States. More businesses will be made with me in power, to give criminals places to rob other than the bank. The businesses will also need to hire employees to help defend themselves, which will increase the base number of jobs in the USA. I will also create more security agencies to give normal class citizens more of a chance to get an actual job other than crime.
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