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Decree that all hay be transported in neat bundles. Any wagon carrying a pile of hay will be set fire to.
Never hold a massive feast in the middle of a famine. It helps PR with your men, but kills it everywhere else. |
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Keep the slidshow to teach your 5-year-old in the bowels of your computer, only accesible by your special hacking device. |
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Always give your ninjas a training seminar on how to disguise themselves in the present time zone, or they will be recognized, killed, or interrogated. You don't want any one of those happening.
If you have any digging troops, be sure to tell them to dig deep underground before coming up. That way, they won't be noticed by the telltale humps they would make if they dug closer to the surface. |
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Always have Lazer/Fire/water/Bulliot proof armor under your clothing, it will keep you alive.
If you tell your army to take no prisoners, just blow the place up! |
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Never have your troops where full helmates that cover there faces, even though it may look sinsiter, the hero can easily kill someone and sneak in with the helm covering there face. |
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JandroyJoin Date: 2008-05-01
Post Count: 23554 |
Make Spoofs about Kids Songs...And Sing it in your BEST Tone...which sound the worst to the Hero's ears...
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Theres 104 days to pay off that bank debt
And the IRS comes around just to end it
So the anuual problem for our situation
Is finding a good place to rob them
Like maybe...
Stealing a rocket
Or selling a mummy
Or kidnapping the eifel tower
Or finding a place that people people don't think exist
Or holding a flying money for ransome
Shooting tidal birds
Creating destroyer bots
Or locating my mamas wallet (It's over here!)
Finding a sasquatch
Stealing a painting
Or driving the taxi driver insane!
As you can see
Theres a whole lot of stuff to rob
Before the IRS comes this fall
So stick em' up cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna rob you all!
So stick em' up cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna rob you all!
(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are holding me hostage)
XD
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If you have the Heros freind, and you want to lure them into a trap, make sure that as soon as the Hero enters, kill the friend and then start the trap. |
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-={WARNING,SIMULATION IS IN PROGRESS}=-
Mach:Hey! Where's my Friend?
Dark Jandroy:Im afraid I got her...trapped...hehehe...
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Screen:Mach! Help me!!
Mach:Elisa!! Grr...Im gonna Kill you once I Get there...
Dark Jandroy:Try...
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43 Battles Later...
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Mach:*enters the Base*Hello?
Elisa:Mach!! Im glad you're here!! Get me out of this thing!
Mach:Right!!*Starts walking closer*
*4 Sentry Guns Fire at Elisa,killing her*
Mach:NOO!!!!>o<
Dark Jandroy:Surprise...
*Spike Traps Kill Mach*
Dark Jandroy:Eheheheh...AHAHHAHAH!!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
*Insert Montage of Fat Man Dancing* |
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XD
Never tell the minor troops what your plan is, or where your main base is:
Example:
Me: *Raids a base* Alright, where is your leader!
Troops: No idea!
Me: -_- |
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Make sure you have an escape plan, in case your plan fails, or your plan will destroy the world.
[Wrong]
Dr.Igosiku:*presses a large BLUE button*
Computor:Launch system activated.
Zero:*busts in the central control room*Halt Igosiku!
Dr.Igosiku:Uh...well I don't really have an escape plan so...I never really thought I would get this far.
Zero:*facepalm*Here.*kicks Igosiku out of the window**walks up to control panel*Let's see......gotta reprogram those turrets.
[Make sure all control panels are activated by fingerprints.]
Zero:*presses a button, and gets electrocuted*Dah...X_X*falls over*
Rocket:*crashes into the moon, and sends it spiraling into Mars*
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Make sure to have plenty of EVIL clones, just incase you die. |
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Remember not to be too arrogant. This prevents you from being flexible, which you will need to be if you are to stay an evil overlord.
If you go to an Evil Overlord Party, be sure to bring some bodyguards with you that know First Aid. |
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remember to NEVER EVER EVER eat too much on thanksgiving or anytime for that matter it will have you occupied with your aching stomoch and that leaves you less time to do other importan stuff |
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Have a ready supply of loyal minions so when they make mistakes and you kill them, you always have a back up. |
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Keep the same gender guards as the prisoner inside, to prevent seduction.
Always have a small quantity of anti-matter(about the size of and mass of you), in a container, in case you want to go out with a bang, and take the heroes with you. |
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If you want to wear a cape, get one you can take of in a second, incase the Hero breaks in and you want to escape.
Always have a Pit of Acid infront of your throne, and make sure that the trap door leading to it only opens when you will it to open.
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER! Put the prison next to the armory. |
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also make sure to have a moat of crocs outside so that the soon-to-be infiltrator will have to think about only that for a while then have a different situation for him to think of (having not knowing that situation he will have a poor plan which will hopefully kill him) |
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razarelJoin Date: 2008-08-08
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Razarel will go Hank(off of madness combat 7) on you |
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dont make your plans odvious to ANYONE not even your henchmen |
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Ok....keep a second base...full of bombs...that are remote actavated...but your real base is in another galaxy...
Hero:*walks in base* no one here this will be to easy XD
Evil dude:*pushs button* HAHAHA!!!
Hero:o_o *BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!*
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see how easy that was...
now also if somehow the hero gets into your base in a diffrent galaxy...always have a bomb ready to go boom when you escape....
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Hero#2:HAHAHA found your base XD
Evil dude:*escapes in a escape pod*
Hero#2:HAHAHA die minions...
Evil dude:*pushs button* noob....
Hero#2:O_o*BOOM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!*
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by the way keep robot troops so the hero will kill robots not your real army...no...the real army is on a planet not to far away waiting for their leader to come and attack earth >:D
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also if you have a plan make it something to do with power...or destrution...and NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER keep a countdown clock that has an hour to go boom........then the hero has a chance to stop it.....also keep the hero locked away somewhere were he can't escape.....and if he trys open a air lock and send him out to space....
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Hero#3:hahahaha i es-
Evil dude:*pushs a button*
Hero#3:AHHHHHHH!!!*floats away in space....*
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one last thing...NEVER EVER EVER have an evil speech..>.> |
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Never ask santa to give you a present. |
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Hmmmmmmmmmm.....................................
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!! put up a public message saying what you demand....tell them that when your pwning them....
Evil dude:and i want 100000000000000$
Hero#4:sooooo he called from canada...*runs over to canada and captures the evil dude*
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see what would happen... |
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razarelJoin Date: 2008-08-08
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Make sure you don't capture Shoop because he will get revenge |
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razarelJoin Date: 2008-08-08
Post Count: 22550 |
I BUMP TO LIFE |
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When in doubt, kill an idiot guard. It releases stress, and gives your guards a slightly higher average IQ.
Always have one extra shot in your clip than normal.
EXAMPLE:
Hero:*behind a generator*
Overlord:*shooting at Hero with an M249 S.A.W., then stops when he has one round left*
Hero:*jumps out from behind the generator*
Overlord:*shoots the Hero*
Hero:Oh my god....*dies*
END EXAMPLE
If you have difficulty fighting off the Hero in hand-to-hand combat, always bring a few cold ones.
EXAMPLE:
See Link:http://www.stickpage.com/drunkenstickplay.shtml
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