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"should "getting meme'd" be outlawed?"
No, I quite enjoy memes of world leaders, a rank I am about to join which will probably cause me to be meme'd myself. Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un memes are my favorites. |
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"What will you do to progress the FIFA investigations"
We have no choice but to take military action against the global terrorist organization known as FIFA after hearing about the shocking amounts of Nepalese slaves they have murdered with the help of Qatari authorities. Sepp Blatter must be captured at once, or even assassinated if absolutely necessary. |
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donuts?
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"donuts?"
My new social plan for our great country is to make donuts our main import and replace all food stamps with Dunkin' Donuts vouchers. I firmly believe that this change will bring happiness to all and reduce violent crime rates. |
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paper or plastic
"bumle is died of RHL" - Koolboy123 | This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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"paper or plastic"
Use of paper is better for our environment. Teenagers these days love to throw their plastic wrappers and bottles everywhere and it hurts the environment. Notably, an entire ant colony in a Duluth, Minnesota high school choked to death trying to eat an empty bottle of Dasani.
I believe that we should remove invasive species of trees invading our coastal states and use them for the manufacturing of paper. |
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immigrants
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fourseamJoin Date: 2011-08-31
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deez nuts |
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"immigrants"
It would be hypocritical of me to turn away immigrants from our great nation, considering that I will become the first immigrant president of the United States. |
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But sir, immigrants cannot become President!
"bumle is died of RHL" - Koolboy123 | This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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"deez nuts"
Upon inspection of deez nuts of yours, I declare that deez nuts should become a national treasure. |
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"But sir, immigrants cannot become President!"
This law was changed before Obama became the president, because everyone knows that Hawaii is not a real state, it's just the bastard child of Japan and Samoa that became a popular tourist spot for Canadians. |
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1. age of consent
2. is 18 years old a reasonable age to start watching poPcORN
"bumle is died of RHL" - Koolboy123 | This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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"1. age of consent"
There will be no age of consent, the only rule is that you must consent. Disputed cases of consent will be settled with a lie detector.
"2. is 18 years old a reasonable age to start watching poPcORN"
I would recommend lowering the age to about 9 or 10, because that's around the time that schools start teaching sex-ed anyway. Kids gotta learn sometime. |
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legal driving age
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drbatJoin Date: 2008-09-13
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I feel this would be a better video for your campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
Butch Jones is the real Messiah. |
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@ bmlguy
All driving tests will be replaced an arcade simulator running Gran Turismo 6. If you can complete 5 laps of the Nordschleife in all possible weather conditions, driving a reasonably priced production car, you will earn a license regardless of your age.
@ drfat
Would be a great suggestion, except that I'm actually trying to reduce gun-related crimes as part of my presidency. |
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bookface6Join Date: 2010-12-24
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"There will be no age of consent, the only rule is that you must consent. Disputed cases of consent will be settled with a lie detector."
cant wait for a bunch of 12 year olds to get preg |
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you lost me at "tolerate everyone" |
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nomerdudeJoin Date: 2009-01-30
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blacks |
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