AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
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You are right, he isn't a lion,
what is he in real life? A stupid ____.
He does indeed have a nice bum,
I wanna do it in just like your mum.
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
KOREA I'LL TYPE IN CAPS FOR YOU
I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO SEE
SO I'MMA MAKE YOUR LIFE SIMPLE LIKE A BUMBLE BEE
drops mic |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
lion i'm sorry but i don't have vermin around me
please leave so i can drink my tea
drops mic |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
Post Count: 8259 |
Y'all aberrations, such abominations.
I just hit 2.8k! Cause I eat Special K,
unlike you, Lion, and you, Hench.
You're all steadfastly stupid,
keep cryin', and produce more of your stench.
I am God, you stupid rotting fodder sweatshop,
now do an approving nod, because you all flop. |
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
Post Count: 23091 |
"You use one-liners,
I use paragraphs,
you have a small WEINER,
now I'll sign your autograph.
I hope you realise you're being a fool,
what is it to say that I am the coolest of the cool.
Lion, you claim your wealthy?
You're carnivorous, that isn't even healthy.
You all should know for one,
I'm the Snowverlord, Rap God, babies.
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your not only dumb but blind too i see
i used 2 paragraphs you hairless monkey
how would you know if your eyes were never blessed
for my glorious body for them to be allowed to rest
you must be proud for being a cool scumbag
you disgust me so leave you ugly old hag
who needs health if you got dam immortality
but then again i don't expect you to understand me
you're a snowlord cuz you were left in snow
was it your mother or father that did it bro ? |
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
Post Count: 23091 |
you kids are bad at rap :/ |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
Post Count: 8259 |
I wasn't addressing you, Baita,
seems like you acted like a Jew, what a beta (HA!),
rebutting your statement of calling me a hag,
I'm not even old, you stupid phag.
Immortality? Face the reality!
You think you can rhyme? How sublime!
But in all honesty though,
you fly so low,
I don't even think you are fit for life,
let alone even attempt to find a wife.
I wasn't left in the snow, I'm a genuine snowman,
you sound like a crow, I hope you know,
now watch me bust these rhymes yet again,
and I will eliminate all your men. |
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
Post Count: 23091 |
Your rhymes are so weak, i don't even feel like rebutting :L |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
Post Count: 8259 |
WELL THEN I'LL SING.
THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON ALSUIS TONIGHT, NOT A FOOTPRINT, TO BE SEEN.
A PLANET OF DESPERATION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE KING.
THE PEOPLE ARE PRAYING FOR THE TYRANTS TO DIE,
CAN'T SEE MY WORTH, MAYBE I SHOULD GO HELP AND TRY.
I WANT TO KILL ALL SAPIENS,
TO ME, THEY ALL ACT LIKE ALIENS,
THEY CANNOT FEEL, REMORSEFUUUUUL,
THEY'RE SO DUUUUULL.
LET THEM DIE, LET THEM DIE, I AM THE ONE WHO USED THE TERM DEFYYYY,
LET THEM DIE, LET THEM DIE! LET THE ABERRATIONS CRYYY!
WIR STEHEN! I'M A SAIYAAAAN! LET THE APOCALYPSE RAGE ON!
THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY.
*gei musical interlude thing for 3 seconds or something*
I HAVE ENGAGED IN THIS FIGHT FOR MY BEING,
IT MAKES ME LOOK REAL STRONG,
THEY SAY I HAVE A REALLY SMALL DOOOONG,
SAYS THE ONE WHO'S LOWER THAN THE KING!
I WANT TO KILL ALL SAPIENS,
TO ME, THEY ALL ACT LIKE ALIENS,
THEY CANNOT SEE OUR MIGHT IN METRIIIIC,
WELL THEY'RE ALL D!!!!!!CKS!
LET THEM DIEEEE, LET THEM DIE! I AM ONE IN THE WAYS OF SNOOOOW!
LET THEM DIE, LET THEM DIIIIIE! THEY'RE STUPID AND REAL SLOOOOW!
HERE I'LL QUOTE; "ALLAAAAAAHU AKBAAAAAAAR!"
HEAR ME ROOOOOOOAR!
THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANY-
*Audience members starts to fire heat seeking missiles*
ACH SCHEIßE!
*Runs with all his might, cool guys don't look at explosions*
*Runs into stage wall*
*Gets eaten by zombies* |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
Post Count: 8259 |
Scared I see? |
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lionbaitaJoin Date: 2012-09-15
Post Count: 23091 |
no im gonna try out planetside 2 |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
Post Count: 8259 |
Have fun, that thing is so damned fun,
too bad I ran out of space on my PC a year ago and had to delete it
;( |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
anyone else want to lose against me in a rap battle??!! |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
haha ur all scareded |
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i'm gonna crumble u like breadsticks
but I'm sure this rap will stick
my bars will burn ur ass
and it'll leave a mark
so bad you can't walk in the park
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
the only bars u drop are chocolate bars
o wait i forgot u ate all of them
you cough up phlegm
uh huh. yeah whut wut |
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SkelecoreJoin Date: 2015-03-13
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"i'm gonna crumble u like breadsticks
but I'm sure this rap will stick
my bars will burn ur ass
and it'll leave a mark
so bad you can't walk in the park"
your bars are awful
ill waterboard you with a ramen bowlful
my rhymes are slick
your momma makes me sick
your sister makes me turned on
just like the beats of this song
your builds are pathetic
ill put you in hospital, reliant on anesthetic
[~] eaт вooтy all day ~ neonѕĸelιon [~] |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
b |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
haha ur all scareded |
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did i win |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
no it didnt rhyme |
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to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie
to hte rhythm of the boogie the beat |
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henchArabJoin Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 11427 |
nowihaveyou you just committed a crime
ur face as old as time
your rap sour as lime
ur worth a dime
u cant make a rap like this that rhymes |
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AbsxlveJoin Date: 2012-06-21
Post Count: 8259 |
So you dare resurrect yourself?
You are like Santa's tardy elf.
The rap god is back baby,
I'll sweep all of you from your feet, lady,
cause lil Snowverlord got a surprise,
BUTT SEGS!
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DEH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DEH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DEH DUH DUH DUH. |
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