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Post your best jokes here and the person below you has to top them. |
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You HAVE to choose a subject for it to be on such as Football, Baseball ect. |
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Subject : Kids
Kids now a days are really annoying barely any believe in santa I remember when My cousin asked my mom for a PSP as a present and told her the price and where to buy it and tried to drag her out to buy it. she told him to shut up and bought him Connect 4 instead. |
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
Post Count: 28767 |
Subject: Lawyers
A genie appeared infront of a man "I shall grant you 3 wishes, But every lawyer in the world will get double!" The man ponders "I've always wanted a new car.." A new car appeared infront of him, Every lawyers gets 2 new cars "What is your 2nd wish?" The man answers immediatly "I want one million pounds!" One million pounds appear at his feet, Every lawyer gets 2 million. "What is your third and final wish?" The man thinks, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
(Without 2 kidneys you die :P) |
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
Post Count: 28767 |
:3 *Bows* Thank you! |
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Subject: The Death Star
I Was Sneaking Into The deathstar when a noob appeared, he yelled ut: DIs iZ t1x R1tE h3rE!!!
O_O
U MAST DAI and i took a rocket launcher and blew up the noob, i found that his head had glue on it... wierd...
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
Post Count: 28767 |
Nawt Funny. |
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vscarhp11Join Date: 2009-03-22
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Subject is called "WEEGEE!?"
me: -staring at WeeGee- must..win..STARING..CONTEST..
-three seconds later-
WeeGee: -eyes still open-
me: do you ever blink?
WeeGee: no
me: what happens when you do? -blink-
WeeGee: :O I WIN! -blinks-
me: YOU BLINKED
WeeGee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -asplodes-
me: -ash all over face- awww, did I have to ask!? T_T
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ayden99Join Date: 2008-07-07
Post Count: 3730 |
subject:apple
what do you get when a crab pushes an apple?
A CRAB APPLE! |
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RegymonJoin Date: 2009-07-23
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Subject; Stranded
One day, 2 men who are stranded on an island, are walking along a beach. They see a bird's eye lying on the ground.
"I dont want it" Said the first one
"Im not eating it" Said the second one
"Ill eat it then" said the third one.
After that, they walked along even more, they come across a rotten fish on the ground.
"I dont want it" Said the first one.
"Im not eating it" Said the second one
"Ill eat it then" said the third one.
The sun starts to go down so they decide to walk a bit further then stop. Then they come across human fingers lying on the ground.
"I dont want it" Said the first one.
"Im not eating it" Said the second one
"Ill eat it then" said the third one.
As they walk back, they come across a hut, they enter and find a man cooking food.
"Would you like some food?" the man said.
So the third one said "No thanks, i just had Bird's Eye Fishfingers"
(Btw, if you dont get it, then ask me after this post :p)
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Taken from the famous English man, Irish man, Scottish man jokes... |
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
Post Count: 28767 |
Haaahhahaha Hillarious
GEWD SHOW |
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RegymonJoin Date: 2009-07-23
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Yeah, do they have Birdeye stuff in America?
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
Post Count: 28767 |
No idea MATE! |
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brawlfan1Join Date: 2008-08-23
Post Count: 11227 |
subject name "how too feel good" and "how too look noobish"
How too feel cool: 1. surround yourelf with noobs, 2. talk in 1337, 3. delete things that aren't good enough for your presence, 4. spawn kill people better than you
how too look noobish: buy the book "how too feel cool" and do the things that it says |
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
Post Count: 28767 |
Heheheh... |
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wertysasJoin Date: 2008-06-06
Post Count: 12401 |
Subject: Jobs
A man was walking and a genie appeared. "I will give you 1 wish!" "What happened to 3!" The man asks. "Shut up or you get nothing." The man pondered a bit then said... "I wan't a job no man has ever had!" He yells. "Poof! You are now a house wife!" Yelled the genie and dissapeared. |
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
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Haaaahhahaaaaa XD You never cease to make me laugh wertysas |
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wertysasJoin Date: 2008-06-06
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Ba da bum psh! |
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wertysasJoin Date: 2008-06-06
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Subject: Football
What do you call a fat foot ball player?
A wide receiver. |
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
Post Count: 28767 |
D'YA WANT PEPPAH!? (Lol,Lee-Evans-Reference) |
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wertysasJoin Date: 2008-06-06
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DO YAH WANT SOME TURKEH?! |
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KyundiJoin Date: 2008-04-04
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The police should use GIANT PEPPAH instead of pepper spray!
"GET BACK GET F******* BACK" |
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wertysasJoin Date: 2008-06-06
Post Count: 12401 |
"Oh don't yah wish your boy friend was hot like him!" |
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qsdcvJoin Date: 2008-02-19
Post Count: 8799 |
Subject:Wishes/genies
Three men were stranded on an island. A genie appears and promises them each one wish.The first man wished to go to his family. The genie granted the wish. The second man wished to go to his friends house. The genie granted that wish. The third man did not have family or friends, so he wished for the two other men to come back to the island. The genie granted the wish and dissapeared forever. |
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