Gather around children, it is time for a story. A story about your gods that we offer money to, charge for, crusade for.
It all started when 2 small blue dots appeared in the darkness that was the world. 1 God and 1 Godess, Cesche and Gelde. (Ss-esh and Gel-dee)The god of Life and the Goddess of Love. After a bit, they started to evolve and their children, the smaller gods, were created. Each had an element or something unique to them. For example, the God of the Oceans, of revenge, etc. When all elements were taken, all of the gods together created the narwhals, each using a portion of their element, making us a part of every one of them.
However, the God of Warfare later turned us against each other by creating the belugas, the doges and the cates. Chaos ensued, and when we were weak the untrained baboons known as humans took over and destroyed us, taking over our land until we were exiled to the island of Narwhal between Greenland and Canada. Slowly however, Greenland was reclaimed, and all that is left to take back was Canada, the land of the disgusting swine known as RCMP (no hate doe) but it was no pain for us to dispatch of them. Days passed, no one gained any ground due to the constant re-making of clones [see what i did there, cause we respawn? huheuhehueueh].
Many months later, the bunnies and lobsters formed a pact with Narwhalia, to repel the human swine out of our rightful lands.
And here we are today. Canada in a civil war, one side being rcmp and caf swine and the other being corrupt admin galore [*cough*fake egmo's canada*cough*]. Narwhalia being reduced to a shadow of what it once was, a grand nation of nearly 100 members reduced to 70. The doges dying out and trying to re-gain the narwhal trust, the belugas hiding, submitting themselves to life in zoos and loneliness, the cates however, they are making the humans give them food, luxuries, so many nice things.
So is the way that the narwhals were born and how we achieved this stage. Heil Narwhal!
(was it a good story kids? i added the bunnies and lobsters cause they b mlg amirite)
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