[GOAT DEFENSE SQUADRON OFFICIAL DOCUMENT]
The Goat Defense Squadron, loyal army to the planet of Goatia (Run by the Goat Economic System) is going to war with the Emiliano Regime.
We have Goatians spying on the Regime. Once known as a good army to the Goatians, we have witnessed acts of cruelty against Goats. We stand for this no longer!
You know the rules, Emiliano. If you wish to surrender before the Regime-Goat War, you must contact me for an exchange of 500 Goats and your daughters.
Representatives from both armies will discuss war terms, but here is our first draft:
No Admin Attacking [Unless we are doing it]
No Pre-Flooding [Unless we are doing it]
No Shutting Down Servers [Unless we are doing it]
First to reach 20 offensive victories wins the war [Except for us. We only need 1/2]
HAIL THE GOAT! |