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pop pop pop watching corruptix's hackers drop |
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the two minions (one named binary) hear a bunch of gunshots and don't plan to escape or anything |
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turns out integer (other baddie) and binary also have magic hacker powers. they kill the leader and lock the door
troop 1: they locked the door
troop 2: what do they plan to do with us?
troop 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
troop 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
integer and binary are giving them bj's
also the troops had guns. why didn't they shoot them |
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noob doesn't want susan to leave solely because of how it will make him look
what a dink |
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susan wants to go see her dad, so the noob breaks out into song about how he can be susan's dad
this is very creepy |
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also yay microsoft sam singing hellz yah |
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oh god he's giving her a bubble bath while singing about being her dad ahhhhhhhhh |
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microsoft sam turns "bubble bath" into "bubble barf" |
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also before the song starts, he hides the engagement ring under his bed
he can propose to her, and make this song way less creepy |
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corruptix comes to the noob's house and takes him to heaven or something |
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apparently they are outside roblox and corruptix is promising him a world with everything in it
it's the gosh dang matrix folks |
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CORRUPTIX IS ACTUALLY THE NOOB'S PERMABANNED BROTHER!!! WHAT A TWIST!!! |
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another dramatic battle scene!!! sorcus kills everyone while his idiot troops are tricked by hackers (again) |
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the hackers blow up the oil rig!!! sorcus is betrayed by his troops!!! this ovie is bonkers |
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the noob abandons susan at his house (he's about to marry her too) to go do whatever his brother tells him and then lies to susan over the phone about it (the phone is also twice the size of their heads)
im beginning too wonder who the real villain is.... |
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susan goes back to her dad who has aged 40 years because getting shot 100+ times in the second movie tends to do that to you |
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her dad also looks like a damned anime character (he also gives her crappy dating advice)
the hackers' base is the same building as the prison in the second movie. i think |
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nope it's the admins base
integer and binary try to take it by themselves with a helicopter but get promptly shot down. great plan |
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oops just kidding they survived with invisibility cloaks and killed absolutely everyone. they have nukes now. roblox is doomed |
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unanswered lingering question: if corruptix has full control of the roblox server and disabled the admin script, why does he have to kill everyone to get nuke codes? or do anything in general for the whole movie? he controls roblox now |
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uhoh !!! corruptix is sending nukes to robloxia!!1 but builderman and telamon save the day by having
a) builderman tackle both integer and binary (They have too forgotten they have guns)
b) telamon reroute all nukes into the sun but one, which is heading for an abandoned roblox city which is telamon's favourite. corruptix uses this to try and get the rroblox shutdown code (which will take corruptix out as well) |
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12 crappy ass buildings get blown up and telamon is sad over it |
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he's going to surrender because 12 building were destroyed. damn you telamon |
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the noob finds the old roblox account library, and his brother there too |
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the noob claims he really wanted to get rid of susan despite wanting to marry her. he's an ass
im going to bed. goodnight dingdongs |
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