boss fight thing

bossfights5lyfe

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#173968434Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:08 PM GMT

might as well noob 100hp what do

Precisonfire23

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#173968762Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:12 PM GMT

Summon my cotton candy sword and use a flame spell. "I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a God."

bossfights5lyfe

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#173968837Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:13 PM GMT

10 damage noob is burning 5 damage per turn total 15 damage 85 hp

Precisonfire23

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#173968919Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:14 PM GMT

Call upon the mighty God named "Guacamole" who takes the shape of a Mango and can shoot lasers from his eyes. "I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a God."

bossfights5lyfe

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#173969142Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:16 PM GMT

deals big damage 25 damage +bleeding 1 hp per turn +fire 5 hp per turn 31 damage 54 hp

Precisonfire23

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#173969402Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:19 PM GMT

Throw a bomb of Mitt Romney's at the noob. "I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a God."

bossfights5lyfe

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#173969743Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:22 PM GMT

noob is blinded by the bomb he cant recall who anybody is he starts punching himself 10 damage 16 damage total 38 hp

Precisonfire23

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#173969978Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:25 PM GMT

Become Martian and use my mindpowers to make him self destruct. "I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a God."

bossfights5lyfe

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#173970141Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:27 PM GMT

13 damage 19 damage total 19 hp left

tardysauce

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#173970874Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:35 PM GMT

I get my fat friend to jump on him. i think people will bash me for this

Precisonfire23

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#173971112Saturday, September 12, 2015 8:37 PM GMT

/void I'll show him the nipslip of Miley Cyrus. "I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a God."

bossfights5lyfe

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#174038023Sunday, September 13, 2015 2:36 PM GMT

noob is dead new boss armed zombie 400 hp